Dylan

traded* smh

trade a guitar today

Lauren and I will be making our triumphant return to the lots.

I'd hate to be a lion in Philly anytime soon. Big game hunting starts now!

FIRST ANNUAL LES LIONS OF DETRWA AND THIRD ANNUAL FOOD DRIVE TAILGATE

Nov. 16, M Lot

• cuisses de grenouille
• ratatouille
• a secret third thing

service begins at approximately 3pm, probably

she is

@philatticus.bsky.social is gonna be the first three star experience in this city

that is right

The game: totally sucked.

The day: a blessing to have spent time with @treblaw.bsky.social @philatticus.bsky.social @kayteeeoh.bsky.social and I’m so sorry I didn’t remember the name of others who told me their online handles irl (two fireball minis impact pre-damaged brains).

damn missing food AND a show

unless you expect parmigiano reggiano and truffles, and then it IS to be expected

the French toast is inspired by a signature dish of Björn Frantzén and is not at all the French toast you may expect just fyi lol

his subtle victory lapping after SB52 drove me insane

My dad once said to me that the most relatable Seinfeld ever was when Frank got the opportunity to yell at Steinbrenner for fucking up the Yankees and he took it.

"I'd have some things to say to Norman Braman and Joe Banner"

FIRST ANNUAL I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE JOE BANNER LET DAWK SIGN WITH THE BRONCOS MEMORIAL TAILGATE

Oct. 5, M Lot

• "grand tradition" french toast
• clams casino
• dinner dogs
• veggie dogs for the herbivores
• red rocks / red lots

service will begin around 9am, give or take

Multiple people playing instruments at a tailgate

Two generic white dues one with a really big ring

An old car at a tailgate

Go birds. @philatticus.bsky.social is a king. Great seeing everyone today.

lmao

I will always remember him standing outside of a bar in old city with a slight evil in his gaze #neverforget

he cannot be killed, but we should always remember his memory #neverforget

Me and AJ Feeley

we WILL be jamming in the lot before, during, and potentially after

FIRST ANNUAL ST. LOUIS RAM JAM AND A.J. FEELEY BREAKFAST MEMORIAL TAILGATE

Sept. 21, M Lot

• lamb
• a secret second thing
• dinner dogs
• musical accompaniment

service begins at 9am, more or less

they're doing pringles too!!

go to dylan’s tailgate you wont be disappointed

23 hour warning!

Lot of cool people there. And also me.

Come on dahln the Linc.

FIRST ANNUAL IMAGINE NOT WINNING SB59 IT COULDN'T BE US CELEBRATORY BANNER DAY TAILGATE

Sept 4, M Lot

• bison tomahawk
• duck legs
• lobster waking up on the banks of the Delaware
• dinner dogs (and veggie dogs for the meat disinclined)

service begins at 3pm, give or take

"I thought of Cream as sort of a jazz band, only we never told Eric"

love devotion and surrender by Carlos Santana and John McLaughlin

kinda forgot how much this ripped

Gibson SG Supreme

swapped SGs

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards