jaredindelco

Only Teenjus Luzardo can save me 🙏🏼🔔.

Definitely looks like Maye can ball so yeah I get it.

Bills be fine. Birds be fine. Weird ref show day.

Would 💯 watch a podcast where he hangs with Harrison Bader and they do Francis Bacon breakdowns and sports/Basquiat comps.

Shit. Dude doesn’t miss and this makes me wish he did.

Yes 💯.

Why can’t the Phils get fielders choice plays at home damnit?

Heads momentarily extracted from asses.

Bless you.

Rodrigues and the Big Dumper are 0 for 6 with 3 SOs against Skubal and Jorge Polanco is 2 for 3 with a pair of dingers. This game never ceases to amaze me.

Don’t have a cardiac arrest if you are allergic to cardiac arrest.

Jerkins, Jim? Cmon man.

I’d make a fort, listen to Harry and Whitey and if I was lucky and had a babysitter, got to watch Fantasy Island 👍🏼.

Nice! The Ardmore one is clutch if you cook and need a rando ingredient or are snackish. Good peeps 👍🏼.

a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .

When I’m at Head Nut and tell myself I don’t neeeeed chocolate and then I don’t have any chocolate in my stash.

Chevy Chase as Fletch in the Dr. Rosenrose scene.

Paging Dr. …

I bet he will.

a cartoon of a man in a wheelchair and a nurse standing next to him Alt: a cartoon of a man in a wheelchair and a nurse standing next to him

“Torkleson will score” sounds like some Simpsons shit.

Let me cope here, in order:

Top of lineup ghosted us (again)
Topper letting Dave Bob wrap around
Strahm gopher ball
Bader injury

Ok, now I can move on. Even it up on Monday. Jesus saves; Go Birds.

KJ being a ball guy proves that nobody else could have followed Alex except KJ.

I coulda done without the Señor Smoke bit. Been there for the original 🙈.

Cooked here, Liz 🤕.

In real time I thought that was self defense but that was just a big league come-backer that he reacted to and made a play on in a split second.

Dear god what a catch.

10-4 … I did the same thing and GF checked me because Trea did that bat reveal thing.

(It’s groin … yeahhhh)

You are not alone 😔. Hope it went great for you.

Isn’t it a him? Not that it makes it less Costanza-esque.

Find someone who loves you like Phils’ relievers love belt-high.