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@swansonritner.bsky.social

Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.

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If WWE is feeding old programming to this AI generator for creative, I cannot imagine how many drafts they’re getting that are just like:

“Vince McMahon forces himself on a new Diva, then Chris Benoit returns to say something cryptic that should’ve rang a bell at the time - and some rematches.”

17.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 33    🔁 7    💬 7    📌 0

Will Human Rights Watch accept *that* money, is the question.

17.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ace Frehley @Tom Snyder show
YouTube video by Antonio Plescia Ace Frehley @Tom Snyder show

RIP Ace Frehley.

If you’ve never seen KISS’ 1979 interview with Tom Snyder, you need to see Ace steal the show. Clearly the “Spaceman” was in another galaxy that night. Hilarious shit.

youtu.be/qJe7eZJaVJU?...

16.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You figure fans in Kansas City must hate Rick Knox. Their heroes are referees who like to influence the outcome. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

16.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What opened, Ray Odyssey vs. Abbudah Singh?

15.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Week before AEW runs a PPV at a venue that’ll max out at 7000. Chance to say, “See, we outdrew them, we’re number two.”

15.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Capitalist Blowjob Jesus was probably the biggest longshot to win the Preakness.

15.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 49    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

It's all fun and games until the metallic orgasm immediately forms into the T1000.

14.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That never occurred to me watching it myself, but I suppose people will see somebody laser/hyper-focused on one avenue of life and make that suggestion.

14.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Size matters.

12.10.2025 17:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

24-hour news apparatus. People will glue themselves to any and all breaking news, so the merchants oblige their sadness.

12.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Jets might actually get Kurt Warner to swear.

12.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Whiten Season" was such a good podcast in its day.

12.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're just think-pieces for the dumb. Fodder to engage directionless people, inciting anger or giddiness (depending on which side you're on).

12.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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”Homer? Who is Homer? My name is …”

12.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

11.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 1172    🔁 278    💬 50    📌 66

Who had the better theatrical album release party this month: Taylor Swift or Nine Inch Nails?

11.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In unrelated news, TKO earnings call on November 5.

11.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jeep commercial: “Influencers aren’t new!”

Neither is polio. But preventing it from existing does make the world a better place.

10.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
ICE recruitment ads air on UFC, WWE programming Chilling ICE recruitment ads are seeping into sports and entertainment programming, including the UFC, WWE, WNBA and NFL programming depending on the viewer's location.

ICE recruitment ads are seeping into sports and entertainment programming, including the UFC, WWE, WNBA and NFL programming depending on the viewer's location.

www.sportspolitika.news/p/ice-recrui...

10.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 32    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 5

“I can’t believe I have to watch Trump on Saturday Night’s Main Event” says the WWE fan that still supports the product to this point, despite all the clashes with their ideals.

10.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Movie's named after what Ansari earned from the Riyadh festival.

09.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The number of Ring of Honor alumni in the new Naked Gun is staggering.

08.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Rich could read this now, he’d (fake) laugh his head off.

08.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pac's extended singlet makes him the 1-2-3 Bastard. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

08.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 2025 Iron Mike Sharpe Memorial Award for Exemplary Superficial Grunting goes to Kyle Fletcher. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

08.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lance Archer looks like the bouncer at a strip club that has a mechanical bull covered in blood stains. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

08.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As gambling debts mount, Nick Jackson procured the glasses to help him hide from prospective creditors. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

08.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This year, Shelton Benjamin turned 28 for the 22nd year in a row. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

08.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

The taped fist/dress shirt look is a rock-solid one, and would've taken Glengarry Glen Ross to another level. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

08.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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