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It’s more like Republicans made a big old shit sandwich and demand Democrats help them eat it, and Democrats say fuck you, eat shit.

Fuck that piece of shit.

If Texas Guard invades any state other than Texas, and if they’re not doing co-operative disaster relief work, I hope they drive over an IED and go home with no legs. Fuck their disservice.

One could really fuck up a military convoy by introducing DEF into their diesel. It’s a common mistake.

Bed wetting cowardly motherfuckers watched Assault on Precinct 13 too many times. Now they think they’re defending the Alamo. Clowns.

Maybe he could volunteer to flee to Elon’s Mars colony.

Project 2027: ODESSA, the Ratline.

It sounds like he senses that his time is short. Amen.

The Claire’s web site is closed for shopping, actually. lol

I checked in with my PSU buddy, and he said he was rooting for UCLA. They want Franklin fired, whatever it takes.

Moose & Squirrel is an intersection in Banff AB.

It’s so akin to an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters.

smoke is coming out of a tape recorder that is sitting on the floor Alt: smoke is coming out of a tape recorder

I have an actual plan for that.

I imagine Dere Khunter sleeps just fine at night though. Shamelessness is its own reward.

Cowardly fed goons.

The New York Times sucks so hard. What the fuck is even wrong with you morons? “Was it murder?” Fucking assholes.

That clown has a degree from MIT. Two degrees, actually. He’s a disgrace to STEM education. Cambridge produces a lot of degreed imbeciles.

Can you equivocate any more on black letter law. NYT. So of course you can. We are in this situation because you clowns can’t call a spade a spade.

I think they know it’s coming and they’re scared to death.

It’s too bad they don’t all tattoo their blood type on their arms so we can identify them 30 years from now.

I hope she has a raging UTI.

two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever " ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever "

In my day, we had Spinal Tap, and we didn’t take ourselves so seriously.

Not welcome on the Rez.

I can assure you with great confidence that Tom McButtock (CA-05) will not be spending time in his district. That’s just not something he does.

Every single elected Republican is a morally degenerate piece of shit. There are no exceptions.

If California sets up a program where I can pay my federal estimates to an escrow controlled by California, with an indemnification agreement, I’d give that some thought.

We should take the next opportunity to return the hillbillies who spit on our largesse to a pre-industrial standard of living. Their ingratitude is intolerable.

Who even remembers the concept album, where you have to buy the double-LP set and listen to the whole thing in order as intended by the artist?

No. They just want a couple songs that got radio play for 99¢ each. And MP3 on earbuds sounds fine. Why invest in a 7.1 surround sound system? #luddites

Tofu should be fucking free.

Drooling.