Christopher Ian Bell

They've been "saying the quiet part out loud" for years.

Fuck Columbus

We’re hoping as we go after them and prosecute them, we'll get more and more information about the action figures and the lunch boxes.

One of the individuals we arrested recently was the former roommate of the cousin of the nephew of the brother of the father of one of the founders of antifa.

His silhouette hasn't been that thin since the 90s.

WORLD'S DUMBEST DIPSHIT: eventually, our tails are going to grow back and strangle us unless we start drinking pool water exclusively
JOE ROGAN: yeah, I heard the same thing

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

It regrew his ear, didn't it?

800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.

Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.

The cruelty is the point.

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.

I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.

Never change your last name.

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Cartoon by @paulnoth.bsky.social.

At least some of that is spray-painted polyurethane.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

theonion.com/trump-spends...

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."

No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.

Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.

Senator Marsha Blackburn tagging a public university for a facebook post where a professor share's Kirk's comments saying gun deaths are worth it.

We are at the point in the honoring-Charlie-Kirk's-memory cycle when faculty are being fired for posting, without comment, Charlie Kirk's words. At the behest of politicians sworn to uphold the first amendment, and in public institutions covered by first amendment protections.

Do Fox News hosts and commentators agree with their colleague Brian Kilmeade that the United States should "just kill" homeless people?

He still has a job. No apology. No retraction.

Just let us know, Fox.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

The military occupation of DC just got a lot worse with propagandist Charlie Kirk using the language of the Rwandan genocide: he calls DC residents "cockroaches." That's not an accident. Everyone, even junior college dropout Kirk, knows what that means. It is very, very ugly.