Erik Wargo

I’m in Ojai and it’s taking all of my willpower to not Tommy Wiseau every establishment I come across.

“Ojai Public Library!”

“Ojai Valley Brewery!”

*Locals rightfully press charges*

“Ojai Police Department!”

Please support the kickstarter for my movie Kraven the Gatherer. Kraven gathers so much shit in this movie and his friends are all "Kraven, where are you gonna put all that stuff your apartment ain't that big" But Kraven ain't trying to hear it. He is a gatherin' fool and whatnot

My dude. Please bring this to Orange County, CA.

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CAT NAME: Shelby

NICKNAMES: Shelly Beans, Shellhead, Shelby Duvall, Shelly B. Jordan, B, Beef, Beefer Sutherland, Baby B, Lil' B, Big B, She-BB, Schlepetto...

Your Roku should have a live TV option.

Kind of insane that Apple Music knows me as well as it does and yet they are incapable of delivering on their music VIDEO arm of the app. Would love to have a tailor-made MTV playing in the background. Do not care for most any of their featured video artists.

“Militarist” and “anarchist”? Okay, pal.

This is a disgraceful way of honoring a charlatan who took credit for other people's work

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Elephant Graveyard rules

So long as you never stop drinking water.

[Set to Rump Shaker] “All I wanna do is play Street Fighter 2! Sonic Boom Boom! (Tiger Uppercut!)”

Here are four ways anyone can support and help their local library:

• Get a library card ⭐️
• Use your library card 🌟
•Visit the library 💫
•Tell everyone to get a library card and support their local library ✨

A real “Who saved who?” moment.

The dumbest scientists in the history of fiction.

“Damn! I keep getting stung by bees. There’s gotta be a way to stop this.”

“Have you considered surrounding yourself with more bees?”

It’s become a race to see if I can pay off my car and student loans before The Great Collapse and either way I lose

my apathy has the density of a collapsed star.

Nothing is going to happen to the monsters, Nazis, and pedophiles in charge, and people will just keep getting squeezed for every drop of their income while a genocide happens on the screen in our hands

I find that the real oasis is wherever the band is not.

People can hate on Hollywood. But they certainly like and relate to celebrities more than they do politicians. 🤷‍♂️ #HanksStewart2028

Politician? No. Leader? Yes.

I'm not going to campaign for him or anything. But he's a charismatic, well-established lover of history and a big-time advocate for vets. If he surrounds himself with qualified, like-minded professionals, I don't see the problem.

Pre-COVID, my base rate was so low, that I could easily justify add-ons like going to a near-empty Super Sport with an exec wash room + sauna, away from the normies. And let me tell you, I'm going to miss those days dearly.

I had a $5/month 24 Fitness membership for over 30 years. Going back to when it was "Family Fitness". Over the weekend, I canceled it b/c I just don't go there anymore. Between COVID and preferring to ride my bike or lift at home, I have no more reason to be there. The guy was like "ARE YOU SURE?" 😭

It would be pretty funny if this inspired him to run for (and win) President.

Alien: Earth going hard with the 90s Alternative needle drops.

“I am most people.”

“I AM MOST PEOPLE!”

“If it came out of the fridge, why is it hot?”

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Somehow PayPal can stop your account if you buy some erotica, and the government can arrest anyone who uses the words “Palestine action” on a t shirt, but this shit is going ahead…?