Commissar Lily

do an akira slide?

i hate kettle helmets so fucking much it's unbelievable

Get to the point(s). Work in progress!

i'm going to commit a fucking kill myself

that boy that oozed grease

the datura ones are always funny

A screenshot on the Petfinder website, featuring a picture of a fat cat laying on its back with its stomach exposed. The expression on its face resembles a content face, with closed eyes and a wide smile. Below the picture is a white box featuring the cat’s name in a large font: ‘Big Papa Hugs Time’ Smaler text below reads ‘Domestic Short Hair Mix’ and ‘Portsmouth, OH’

big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!

back sleepers have sociopathic tendencies

46 more days until i can sleep on my side again

magfest perpetual stew

pardon, what was the last song??

okay having big boobs is actually awesome

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

i remembered my password and i got boob implants on thursday

fucking ow

my password came to me in a dream, so look at this long nib i found

he didn't like the raven

i'm so fucking good at solitaire that it should be illegal so it makes me seem cool

i called the dentist office today and i could hear the woman laugh when i said my name and i need to move towns immediately

"I DON'T NEED HELP WALKING, I HAVE BEEN FAR MORE STONED THAN I CURRENTLY AM" she said, having never been more stoned in her life

wish they had an online payment portal

pretty fucked up that a witch stopped me from making a pepto bismol cough syrup potion

like god forbid if the anti-anxiety dental meds made me too powerful and smart and i know what i'm doing in creating this panacea

miss my tooth

"got any games on your phone?"

pov: hocus kiss