Steve Lockley

Fruiting Bodies - short story by Brian Lumley

It comes with naming rights...

Please buy a postcard sketch to raise money for domestic violence charities.

Or at least repost & share :)

Then he should always stand behind the other two. That might do the trick

The Oompa Loompas will not accept his return

Jonathan Gullis swears he would never join Reform in resurfaced clip

I'll just leave this here... www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

I'm currently reading 'The Fox Wife' by Yangsze Choo, but Joe Hill's 'King Sorrow' is glowering at me, arms folded and one foot tapping impatiently.

Ex-top Tory who got into extraordinary spat with Richard Tice defects to Reform Jonathan Gullis has announced he has defected to Reform UK - less than 18 months after a blistering quarrel with the party's deputy leader, Richard Tice

#votereformgetatory www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

You're doing great work, Johnny!

Added to my Christmas wish list.

I'm guessing Trump slept most of the time, but he doesn't want to be the one to say that the Emperor has no clothes

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If they covered every shooting in the US, I doubt there would ever be time for any other news.

I've been saying we've probably hit peak Reform for a while, and as people see the reality of them running their local council, they are starting to have doubts.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Don't fancy my chances!

Hope they're paying close attention

Well not where I'm from, but where I've lived for the last 40 years... www.imdb.com/video/embed/...

Do you think Robbie Gibb will still be in post by the end of next week?

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Is it...

You couldn't make it up!

Blyth Reform councillor Barry Elliott's property firms owe customers £140,000 Property companies owned or run by Barry Elliott owe tens of thousands of pounds to customers.

Wonder how long before this guy goes... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Maduro might consider suing Trump for defamation for, I dunno, $5 billion? Seems to be the going rate.

Afternoon Womble. I've just started Sleeper Beach by @nickharkaway.com

Great book!

The Prancing Pony is now a Wetherspoons.

I'd say that could potentially cause more damage to Robinson's reputation than anything that could be said about Trump.

Why is there a guy dressed as a hobbit?

I'm supposed to be making a trip up to see my parents on Monday. Going to have to keep a close eye on things.

More significant than the Rwanda plan? Crikey!