Apparently "Never Going to Give You Up" is going around elementary school so now I'm getting rick-rolled at 6:30am. This is the life 😂 (and you're welcome).

Happy birthday to my fellow Aquarius!

I have become ungovernable: I am a middle-aged mom wearing skinny jeans. Fight me!

When you were a kid, what did a sick day home from school look like? I seem to remember it being almost like a punishment for being sick, but my kids (not sick with flu or norovirus thankfully) keep asking "what are we doing to do now?"
LAY ON THE COUCH AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS WHAT 😅

Hey, a platform where my mom hasn't found me yet!

See you in two weeks when someone is PISSED 😂

I mean, I can do a Google but do you have a photo of the pistachio liqueur?

Judgy things I will do on the plane:
- Google the book you're carrying and feel morally superior
- Curse your smelly food even though I'm about to unwrap the hour-old remnants of my BLT
- Scold you internally for carrying a novelty print unsupportive neck pillow

Before I became a parent: at the library I found it so hard to understand how people could just lose a book. Like, you just put them all in the same spot all the time, and then there's no problem. Now I have children and found a copy of Geronimo Stilton that's been charged as lost to my account...