The Killer Emu

You'd think me dating a musician would mean that I'd see more live music than I actually do. So far this year, all I've seen is TV on the Radio. I might see Wet Leg with a coworker in a couple of weeks, finances permitting. I missed out on both local Skating Polly shows, unfortunately. 😕 #livemusic

I didn't go to pride this year due to anxiety, depression, and exhaustion. Now that my friends are posting pics, I feel like I really missed out. 😕

I had such an annoying day trying to return a defective neon sign I got at Tacoma Mall. They didn't allow returns, just exchanges. I got a working, but way less aesthetic sign. Then I spilled Hi-C on my White Castle T-shirt while waiting for my food at the food court. I should've just stayed home. 😮‍💨

Cool Spot on Sega Genesis. I feel like nobody knows what I'm talking about when I bring up playing that game as a kid.

That DIPStick has a cute nose, but otherwise, they're a self-proclaimed "gross gay". Still traumatized from them SA'ing me, but I've got a good and gorgeous man helping me heal.

I'm astounded at how so many people have never heard of The Dark Crystal. I didn't think the movie was that obscure!

OMG Sinners was amazing! Everyone needs to go see it!

Yo, I just came across a person named Arson! 😳

That's the kinda wacky I need in my life lmao!

I'm so glad the weekend is here. People have been a little too wacky (derogatory) this week. I need to make time for my wacky (complimentary) peeps.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the #yellowjackets fandom that doesn't like Shauna.

It's a lie. They're all haunted! 👻

Se7en

We should all be terrified to live in an America where legal residents can be detained, held at gunpoint, or deported because of the color of their skin or because the President disagrees with their views.

Does anyone else get more clear-headed and contemplative right after their period, or is it just me?

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

I made some gluten free fried chicken for a coworker that's never been able to eat fried chicken before. She loved it! It makes me so happy to make yummy, accessable food for people. 😊

Jerodius got me a couple of gothic outfits the other day. I'm so excited to wear them! 😁🥰🖤

we cannot be at each other’s throats when they come for us.

and I’m not saying that we just have to accept every awful fucker who calls themselves queer. the paradox of tolerance should apply within our own community as well.

just, try and be better. please.

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

Your reminder that there's a call to boycott big chain stores on Friday, but supporting small businesses is still 👍

Particularly small Black businesses this Black History Month.

I shared a post on FB about the 2001 film L.I.E., thinking "Oh yeah, I remember that movie!🙂". Then I thought about it for a minute, and was like "Oh wait...I...*remember* that movie...😰". #iykyk #disturbingfilms

Jesus Christ! Remember when plane crashes were uncommon? 😱

When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work

They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first

The moral here isn't to tell the truth

It's to never co-operate with Nazis

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I'm starting to get so tired of men asking me why I don't have kids. 😒

Discuss boundaries, have safewords, go slow, and have fun! I'm sure you're just as desirable in person as you are online. 😉

What are you nervous about exactly?

Hey, that's how weeaboos pronounced it back in the 90s 😜🤣