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Republicans keep saying that the Democrat Party is the party of privileged wealthy coastal elites living in Beverly Hills mansions while Republicans are the party of the rural white forgotten man who lost his job when the factories moved overseas

Which of these groups is more likely to use SNAP? 🤔

A Republican Presidential Administration is referring to quotes from Ronald Reagan as being… psyops?!?

Yeah, Canada should mind its own business because why would Canadians even have an opinion on an issue that doesn’t even impact them— trade policy with Canada!

MAGA’s entire schtick is built upon resentment of the elites. So to prove it they elected the most spoiled, greedy, narcissistic elites that America has ever produced.

I’m deeply alarmed by Trump’s vengeance campaign towards individual elites like James Comey, Letitia James, and John Bolton

But in the grand scheme of things, Trump’s vengeance campaign towards ordinary Americans and American communities like Chicago and Portland is even more ominous

In July 2025, I spent 4 days in Portland. Our hotel was downtown.

I didn’t see any fires.

I didn’t see any riots.

I didn’t see any crime.

My only complaint was that the oatmilk latte was kinda expensive, but I just don’t think we need to send in the National Guard for something so trivial. 🤷‍♀️

They’re arresting the legal residents who are following the rules and showing up for their court appointments. It’s deeply depraved to arrest the people who are following the rules

Whoa what’s up with Dr Oz wearing that creepy Donald Trump Halloween costume while standing next to the actual Donald Trump? 😳

It’s telling that a protest called “No Kings” is considered anti-American by the Speaker of the House

“America First” means building a military base in Idaho controlled by middle eastern oil sheiks

“America First” means building a military base for middle eastern oil sheiks

It always seemed like a risky gamble for Republicans to build a political movement that relies on the cooperation and competency of mentally unstable lunatics.

Good news! Mr Homan has promised to donate all of it to charity! 😃

(The charity is called The Donald J Trump Fund to Keep Ghislaine Maxwell Quiet.)

I don’t support murder or violence or capital punishment because I don’t believe that humans should play god with other humans’ lives.

But if *god* decides to give Stephen Miller an incurable terminal illness, I’m down with that 👍

For example, Stephen Miller’s values and beliefs are an illegal insurrection against basic human decency

PREDICTION: he’ll wait to until January 2029 to pardon her

The Republican Party is America’s only political party that is Tough on Crime™️, ergo they’re committed to committing as many crimes as possible

Sometimes even the people without “covid” need to go to the doctor 🤷‍♀️

If anything he’s underestimating just how many illegal immigrants are at the hospital— not hundreds of illegal immigrants or thousands of illegal immigrants.

It’s easily a billion immigrants PER HOSPITAL. And thats just the red states. In the blue states, it’s a trillion immigrants per hospital!!!

So do toddlers and babies and kindergarteners deserve peace?

OLD CONSERVATIVES: “government is incompetent, crooked, & prone to mistakes”

MAGA CONSERVATIVES: “Alvin Bragg was crooked, Trump was innocent, & so were the Jan 6 patriots!”

ALL CONSERVATIVES: “there are no innocent inmates on death row because the government is trustworthy & never makes mistakes”

I agree with you that there is plenty of voter disenfranchisement in Texas.

Gerrymandering only impacts the races for US House and the Texas state legislature. Gerrymandering is irrelevant to the Presidential race.

Yeah, he should be polling at under 30% approval. It’s bonkers crazy that he’s still in the 40s 🤷‍♀️

Texas produces more electricity from windmills than any other state.

And yet Texans voted for this lunatic 56% to 42% 🤷‍♀️

I completely agree that it’s impeachable

But if I was a Congressional Dem, I’d impeach him for emoluments clause violations (Trump meme coin, Trump smartphones etc) because profiteering off the Presidency is easy for the voters to understand, especially as the economy gets worse for the rest of us

The rightwing libertarians must be furious that a woke lib like Newsom is fighting back against federal government tyranny 🙃

MEDIA: Trump Poops His Pants

GOP CONGRESS: More gross lies from the media! The honorable President Trump would NEVER poop his pants! 🇺🇸

TRUMP: I poop my pants daily. Smells good

GOP CONGRESS: the woke libs want to disrespect the honor of patriots who poop their pants! It’s good to poop your pants!

Her kink is sadism.

It’s interesting that this isn’t more controversial among xenophobic MAGA.

Selling US citizenship to wealthy Saudis, wealthy Indians, wealthy Chinese?

It just seems like something the America Firsters would be deeply offended by 🤷‍♀️