christmas name pending

‘Prince’ no longer: What next for Andrew Mountbatten Windsor? | CNN A fortnight ago, he was Prince Andrew, Duke of York, Earl of Inverness and Baron Killyleagh, Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Gart...

the paedo formerly known as prince was right there

only injury i’ve ever had on these is taking the skin off my elbows when i was a kid, which is why i make sure the kids are in long sleeves whenever we go somewhere with one

found a pic of the drop slide, definitely higher than the one at kidz world by par, was taking him off the higher side on my lap, and he was asking to do it on his own but i was too worried to drop him like that. both his sisters bottled the high side

A man is in a dirty bedroom surrounded by trash. He's laying on a mattress on the floor while looking at his Apple laptop.

me looking at an all-marble white house bathroom after paying $8 for two russet potatoes and two grapefruits

i wore my glasses on the bungee run, the ball pit was for over 8’s only and i threw a 2 year old in multiple times, i took a 2 year old on the drop slide repeatedly…

yeah they had lots of signs that the teenagers running the place weren’t enforcing

have gone through 2 x swizzels sweet shop favourites tubs (32 items each), 1.5 party mix bags of harribos (16 each), a pack of lollies (about 15), a pack of chocolate bars (10), and a bag of fun size bars (15ish) - so about 128 kids. have removed the decorations now.

lmao i saw that at the cinema and didn’t even notice it was mark hamill

he was dressed as a bat

yeah. with Em. apparently he tried to go into everyone’s house

i’ve genuinely fucked my neck up on the bungee run. the lad loved the 4ft deep ball pit which he literally disappeared in. the rock climb wall was fun, and the drop slide was the highest i think ive ever done, took the lad on it and he loved it.

i hope not! i mean it was a death trap but the kids loved it

had over 60 kids come trick or treating so far. almost ran out of treats before Em got back from shop with more supplies just in time. have now sent our 3 kids out to try and get some back

it’s finding the time tbh, our holidays are not relaxing with 3 little dictators in tow. one day i will definitely come say hi. I think the kids are resolved to returning to that play place as they absolutely loved it. The guy at the codfather was nice, it had just shut but he turned friers back on

had a great week thanks, didn’t go to strawberry fields, don’t know it. The kids find places they want to go online and we just take them! But will try and remember it for next time if it’s good

was going to ask for a chippy recommendation but went to the codfather van and it was ok

don’t worry, the kids loved it (for some reason), and wouldn’t have wanted to bother you - could see no one was in the workshop so waited until back in brum before posting. we were stopping between Launceston and Holsworthy

distant view of firescribe

it was next door to @nibus.bsky.social and @squeezy.bsky.social’s workshop which i could see from the fence

gonna start giving trick or treaters elf bars

just got back from devon and immediately 11 put Halloween decorations out the front of the house and it’s like it attracted every kid in a 3 mile radius

with his title unceremoniously stripped from him, andrew mountbatten windsor no longer qualifies for 20% off at pizza express

i can’t lie to myself like that

i don’t think you’re understanding the issue

need to warn this kid to stay away from her and get my practice in

she’s been playing a very small amount with a kid on our estate and apparently he’s an amazing teacher despite also being under 10.

she wants a chessboard for her birthday and i was looking forward to getting it for her, until we found the board in this cottage and i discovered she’s already better than me.

just lost a chess game to an 8 year old (almost 9). i was helping her a little with some guidance but genuinely missed her attack while building my own. i was ready to checkmate on my next move when i realised she had a mate in 1 already set up on me. genuinely wounded. not playing her again.

leaving tomorrow morning and we have an ungodly amount of cheese left to eat

would kinda love to do this. don’t get me wrong i’d be shitting myself, but also it would be awesome

if this place has public liability insurance then it’s safe to say the insurer has never done a visit