Ollie McClellan

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"Love isn't real and he should have died because there's nothing worth saving in this world."

Something along those lines.

Still got two copies of the issue where I'm prominently featured in the cover story. Should probably get one of them framed.

Rori Harmon smiling after diving on a loose ball and inflicting enormous trauma on LSU's guards in a game in which she had 6 steals.

They're a really fun team to watch. Rori Harmon, their point guard, is an absolute maniac (complimentary).

Yup. Stood up and started screaming incoherently at the movie. Take my default level of hingedness and add in a large dollop of "got dumped over the phone five days before our one-year anniversary while in the midst of writing a love letter to her."

"So, uh, I guess I don't need to finish this?"

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A better (and much much funnier) world is possible:

Oh, I'd gotten dumped for the first and only time in my life a few weeks before it came out and I had a bit of a, uh, "reaction" to the scene where Trinity kisses Neo to bring him back to life.

Nah. One of the worst times I ever had at the movies. Had to be physicall removed.

Biden . . . much too old and infirm.

This is the funniest thing about coaching women now because we just can't use many of our standard coaching lines like "foul him with your pecker" or "you're like a quivering hard-on out there."

COACH: "Foul her with . . ."
ME (interjecting helpfully): ". . . your lower body."

That means you're entirely qualfied to be a life coach. The two women I know who are "life coaches for lawyers" are a couple of flakes who bombed out of practice within a year or two of being called to the bar and have no professional counselling qualifications at all.

Nile Rodgers is a genius and whatnot but I wish he'd used his powers for good instead of disco. This is music for happy people who enjoy life, not for me.

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#1001Albums

Never done turkey at a bbq joint but I might have to try that in the After Times™️. I'm sure as hell not risking it up here.

He's no James Wiseman, that's for sure!

"folloGood"?

I hope both teams have fun!

(My bitterness at the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals has over the long term metastasized into bitterness at hockey as a concept.)

Is there a hockeypuck going on?

Wanna move up here and start a cult with me? I need a handsome (or at least tall) front man.

It'll be, like, the good kind of cult, though; not the bad kind of cult. We'll probably have s'mores.

Which, of course, in turn makes them quintessentially British.

A lovely album, though I like the one dude's music quite a bit more than the other dude's singing

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#1001Albums

(Had to delete the earlier post because I shorted these boys a star by accident.)

"Ollie, why do still use an iPod Nano with wired headphones?"
"Because I feel no need to introduce a new line item into the budget for 'lost headphones.'"

Oh, they did get lost for about 5 years because my Mom saw them on the counter and thought they were my 6-year-old niece's.

They're very special to me. One of the arms is half-chewed up with bite marks from the descendants of Ernest Hemingway's polydactyl cats.

But at least AI contributes absolutely nothing of meaningful value to society!

I wear a $5 pair of bright blue sunglasses with happy faces on them I got at a gas station in Wayland, MO in 2012.

Smoot-Motherfucking-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930!

Ben Stein must be so excited.

He's gotta be careful. Once you enter "support yacht" territory you get on the orcas' list.

What's the opposite of liberation?

Government of BC saved us the hassle of even that and deemed us to be spouses after two years of shacking up.

Man on the Run is a great animal movie.

Cbris, I never knew you were Canadian.