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@davewatkins.bsky.social

Horror writer. Maths teacher. Not mutually exclusive.

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Itโ€™s mock time! At some point in the next couple of weeks, or possibly already, year 11 will start their first round of mocks. Before I go any further, I should say the majority of my experience was in a 11-16 school, so if you also have year 12/13 mocks then I feel for you, and particularly your marking load. Solidarity, and all the tea…

Itโ€™s mock time!

At some point in the next couple of weeks, or possibly already, year 11 will start their first round of mocks. Before I go any further, I should say the majority of my experience was in a 11-16 school, so if you also have year 12/13 mocks then I feel for you, and particularly yourโ€ฆ

07.11.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Half Term. It's the holidays. What the fuck1 are you doing reading an education blog? Get outside, play with your kids, read a book, watch a film, do something else. Look! It's outside! Until next time.

Half Term.

It's the holidays. What the fuck1 are you doing reading an education blog? Get outside, play with your kids, read a book, watch a film, do something else. Look! It's outside! Until next time.

31.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You made it! It's half term! One half term down, five to go. No, wait, come back, don't go cry in the corner... Have a beverage of your choice - you've earned it. When we reached this particular half term, my overriding feeling was always relief. This one is always a monster. We go from the light evenings and reasonable temperatures of September to end up here: wet, windy and dark October.

You made it!

It's half term! One half term down, five to go. No, wait, come back, don't go cry in the corner... Have a beverage of your choice - you've earned it. When we reached this particular half term, my overriding feeling was always relief. This one is always a monster. We go from the lightโ€ฆ

24.10.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Inspirational? A few years ago, there was an advertising campaign which had celebrities naming a teacher who had inspired them. I can't remember much about it1, apart from Bob Hoskins growling someone's name. There's also a video on YouTube of Ian Wright meeting his former teacher guaranteed to melt the heart of anyone except the biggest cynic. Take a look below.

Inspirational?

A few years ago, there was an advertising campaign which had celebrities naming a teacher who had inspired them. I can't remember much about it1, apart from Bob Hoskins growling someone's name. There's also a video on YouTube of Ian Wright meeting his former teacher guaranteed toโ€ฆ

17.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bad teachers? Nope, not the Cameron Diaz film, which I admit I found pretty funny, although I am easily pleased1. The reason for all the lesson observations and performance management shenanigans is down to bad teachers. Nothing improves a blog like a random picture of Cameron Diaz2. In an earlier post I said that bad teachers are on the decline and I absolutely stand by that.

Bad teachers?

Nope, not the Cameron Diaz film, which I admit I found pretty funny, although I am easily pleased1. The reason for all the lesson observations and performance management shenanigans is down to bad teachers. Nothing improves a blog like a random picture of Cameron Diaz2. In an earlierโ€ฆ

10.10.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Could Do Betterโ€ฆ The first week Open evening and other shenanigans The grind startsโ€ฆ. Performance Management Lesson Observations Itโ€™s all over. After 31 years, Iโ€™m hanging up my chalk1 and trying โ€ฆ

Now I've stopped teaching, I've been blogging about my memories and thoughts over the last 30+ years at the chalkface. I'd love more eyes on it!

david-watkins.com/could-do-bet...

#education #redundancy #teaching

06.10.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Originals Rage' By David Watkins: Howling Good Finish - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review Website Ten years after the wolf war begins, a London mishap changes everything in David Watkins' thrilling end to The Originals series in The Originals Rage review.

In between reviewing new books, I am making an effort to review books that "fell by the wayside" thanks to my depression over the years.

Today it is The Original's Rage by @davewatkins.bsky.social

The final part of his excellent werewolf trilogy.

gnofhorror.com/the-original...

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฉธ

23.09.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Lesson Observations Following on from last week's musings on Perfomarmance Management, let's take a look at the other bit to PM - having a lesson observed. Lesson observations are weird. They are undoubtedly nerve wracking, but they shouldn't be. See, the problem is teachers work in isolation most of the time. Sure we have the 30 (or more!) students looking at us, but we rarely have other adults in the room.

Lesson Observations

Following on from last week's musings on Perfomarmance Management, let's take a look at the other bit to PM - having a lesson observed. Lesson observations are weird. They are undoubtedly nerve wracking, but they shouldn't be. See, the problem is teachers work in isolation mostโ€ฆ

03.10.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Performance Management (PM) Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than โ€˜performance managementโ€™? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant to look at the training you recieved, your job description, [โ€ฆ] Performance Management (PM)

Performance Management (PM)

Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than โ€˜performance managementโ€™? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant toโ€ฆ

30.09.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Performance Management (PM) Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than 'performance management'? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant to look at the training you recieved, your job description, a lesson observation (or more), results for key stakeholders…

Performance Management (PM)

Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than 'performance management'? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant toโ€ฆ

26.09.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The grind startsโ€ฆ So I had some feedback from people1 reading this and as a result, I'll do less footnotes this week, promise. Okay, with that out of the way, let's get on with the grind. You've been back in school three weeks. What's that? No, really, you have. The summer seems a lifetime ago (and it was), your tan has gone, you don't know what it's like to have free time and your life is ruled by bells.

The grind startsโ€ฆ

So I had some feedback from people1 reading this and as a result, I'll do less footnotes this week, promise. Okay, with that out of the way, let's get on with the grind. You've been back in school three weeks. What's that? No, really, you have. The summer seems a lifetime agoโ€ฆ

19.09.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Open Evening and otherย shenanigans Ah open evening - one of the highlights of the academic year1. Children come to look around 'big school' and get excied about the range of activities teachers have cobbled together to show them. These activities are designed to get the children to be students, so they are invariably exciting and fun.2 In some cases, schools will decorate the corridors with plants to make the whole place look less like a prison.

Open Evening and otherย shenanigans

Ah open evening - one of the highlights of the academic year1. Children come to look around 'big school' and get excied about the range of activities teachers have cobbled together to show them. These activities are designed to get the children to be students, soโ€ฆ

12.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a few that are either part or entirely set in Devon and/or Cornwall. Happy to send you something? Also Adam Nevill 'Cunning Folk' is clearly set this way, of not explicitly.

05.09.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The first week A school year starts something like this: Day one: 9am start (earlier if you're really unlucky). You've just had the worst night of sleep you've had in the last six weeks, possibly ever. You turn up early, because you want to set a good impression1. The staff room/hall/wherever you're meant to meet is full of people with quickly fading tans chatting about their holidays and what a shit night's sleep they just had.

The first week

A school year starts something like this: Day one: 9am start (earlier if you're really unlucky). You've just had the worst night of sleep you've had in the last six weeks, possibly ever. You turn up early, because you want to set a good impression1. The staff room/hall/whereverโ€ฆ

05.09.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Last Days No, this isn't a review of the splendid Adam Nevill book... Today is my last day at a place I have worked since January 2005. I have taught for 31 years, so two thirds of my career has been in one place. To say today has be emotional would be an understatement of biblical proportions. This is the side of teaching that no-one really sees: the thanks we get at the end of term (or in my case, the end of a career).

Last Days

No, this isn't a review of the splendid Adam Nevill book... Today is my last day at a place I have worked since January 2005. I have taught for 31 years, so two thirds of my career has been in one place. To say today has be emotional would be an understatement of biblical proportions.โ€ฆ

24.07.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top Book Picks for 2024: A Readerโ€™sย Review Better late than never, right? The endless cheese fog has lifted and I'm gearing up to returning to work tomorrow - the same day my eldest leaves us to return to university. Normal life will resume, which is depressing enough, and I'm doing dry-ish January. What the hell is 'dry-ish' January? Well, I have set myself the goal of being a little fitter and losing some weight this year and the fastest way to do that is to cut out booze (for a bit).

Top Book Picks for 2024: A Readerโ€™sย Review

Better late than never, right? The endless cheese fog has lifted and I'm gearing up to returning to work tomorrow - the same day my eldest leaves us to return to university. Normal life will resume, which is depressing enough, and I'm doing dry-ishโ€ฆ

05.01.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two  book covers and the back cover synopsis

two book covers and the back cover synopsis

Some book post

Cold Eternity, the latest SciFi Horror from S.A. Barnes and @torbooks.bsky.social

And The Way Up is Death, complete with my review quote from @danhanks.bsky.social and @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social

31.01.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fears of the Dark - 6-week horror writing school Join us for six weeks of horror writing workshops, feedback sessions and more and experience the fear of the dark...

Looking for some online horror workshops? Or even group feedback sessions? Then Fears of the Dark this Feb and March has you coveredโ€ฆ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/fears-of-t...

31.01.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I guess this means the algorithm is working, or perhaps its Amazon's way to say 'dude, stop obsessively checking your book'...

#horror #werewolf #trilogy #amreading

31.01.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same issue. Have tagged @support.bsky.team in my original post, no response. Emailed support, but have not had a response beyond 'we will get back to you as soon as possible'. Just found an answer on here which says its the Samsung keyboard, so switch to Gboard and it should work. Not tested yet!

31.01.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get the fuck on with it......

And you know where I am if you want eyes on it.

21.01.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are very welcome mate. I really enjoyed it!

21.01.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Top Book Picks for 2024: A Readerโ€™s Review Better late than never, right? The endless cheese fog has lifted and Iโ€™m gearing up to returning to work tomorrow โ€“ the same day my eldest leaves us to return to university. Normal lifeโ€ฆ

Shadow of the Hidden has now made it onto 3 different people's favourite reads of 2024 lists. Blimey! Honoured!
Here's the latest from the mighty @davewatkins.bsky.social
david-watkins.com/2025/01/05/t...
#BookSky #HorrorBooks ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ฑ

05.01.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top Book Picks for 2024: A Readerโ€™sย Review Better late than never, right? The endless cheese fog has lifted and I'm gearing up to returning to work tomorrow - the same day my eldest leaves us to return to university. Normal life will resume, which is depressing enough, and I'm doing dry-ish January. What the hell is 'dry-ish' January? Well, I have set myself the goal of being a little fitter and losing some weight this year and the fastest way to do that is to cut out booze (for a bit).

Top Book Picks for 2024: A Readerโ€™sย Review

Better late than never, right? The endless cheese fog has lifted and I'm gearing up to returning to work tomorrow - the same day my eldest leaves us to return to university. Normal life will resume, which is depressing enough, and I'm doing dry-ishโ€ฆ

05.01.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One month later and no response, and I still can't open the app on my galaxy 22 ultra. Anyone want to help @support.bsky.team?

05.01.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@nighttidemag.bsky.social look back at 2008's Pontypool and find a very different kind of zombie film, and @davewatkins.bsky.social sits down with @horrortree.bsky.social to answer the #SpookySix interview questions.

Happy reading, friends! ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸฆŒโ˜ ๏ธ

23.12.2024 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Spooky Six with David Watkins and Willow Croft - The Horror Tree

I did an interview with The Horror Tree and Willow Croft. Fun was had, even if Willow seems to actually like spiders, which is, well, wrong.

horrortree.com/the-spooky-s...

16.12.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Spooky Six with David Watkins and Willow Croft - The Horror Tree

I did an interview with The Horror Tree and Willow Croft. Fun was had, even if Willow seems to actually like spiders, which is, well, wrong.

horrortree.com/the-spooky-s...

16.12.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oooooohhhh.....

Some research incoming...

05.12.2024 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine's gone too.

05.12.2024 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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