It's Always Sunny Day Real Estate 🏴

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

Would you still love her even if a botched ritual made her into a funny aaah Goat Demon? 🤷‍♀️🔥🐐🤘👹

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

give greta thunberg a gundam

Jay D@@jay.bsky.team You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works crystal @cim.bsky.social your user base consists entirely of people who are willing to migrate from social media websites that turn on them

It’s funny because it’s true

By pure coincidence, I watched this for the very first time last night. What an incredible film!

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

Mission Hill deserved so much more.

Elf man with a feminine face, long black hair, donning black armor with silver and purple detailing. He is holding a sword in his right and a flag in his left

Elf character commission

Ghoul and goblin awareness: There are ghouls and goblins

once again I will remind people that the structure of unions and labor relations we have in this country was a compromise because the alternative involved firebombing the houses of the executives

Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ok, we're on ship and see Dr. McCoy and Captain Kirk, but we see McCoy frontally and Kirk from the backaly. Bones is holding furry balls in his hands between he and Kirk. McCoy's fluffy furry balls are about cantalope sized. Closed caption reads, "It's seems they're bisexual"

A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready.She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.

I've been getting mad a lot about hollow-eyed, artless money ghouls telling me what's inevitable and then I had an idea I had to draw about it.

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

It's the weekend, baby

Nazi shit. Visceral, actually existing Nazi shit. Gestapo. Secret police. Randomly inflicted terror against targeted groups in centers of opposition against an illegitimate, minority regime of masked men in brown and green uniforms. Actual, real life, nazi shit and it's home grown All American.

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

learn your history, besties

Me, strong brained: Joe Biden doesn't need to be a robot for me to think he's mindless and soulless

Char and Amuro aren’t canonically in a relationship but they aren’t queerbaiting either. They’re a secret, terrifying third thing where if they actually did kiss it would be less gay than whatever the fuck they’re doing right now

Gotta love how this is literally just the Marie Kondo method but way worse.

I like Sid and also think its funny when terrible things happen to him.

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Snippet of text: What a wonderful thing it would be if the Motion Pictures Producers Association had said to Mr Thomas, ‘Sure, I guess we have Communists in Hollywood. We don't know who they are. How would you expect us to? We're not the F.B.I. But even if we did know, there's an Attorney General in this country. He hasn't accuşed these men of any crime. Congress hasn't legislated anything that would cause their present or future membership in the Communist party to be a crime, and until it does we propose to treat them just as exactly as we treat anyone else.’ You know what would happen if the producers had the guts to say anything like that? They would start making good pictures, because that takes guts too. Very much the same kind of guts.

Raymond Chandler, letter to a friend, January 1948. Seems relevant beyond the specific Hollywood context.

i have decided instead of going to therapy i am going to buy a leather jacket

This is confirmation that mimes hold the same social/ecological niche in France as slimes do in Japan