The Fuzzy Squid

In front of their Navarro homestead, Din Grogu tortures a frog while Din Djarin watches approvingly.

In my 20s I wanted to do big things, be a hero, etc. Now, in my 40s this is all I want.

22.01.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish someone looked at me the way my daughter looks at cheese

17.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A large, dim-witted dog wearing a t-shirt around his head like a babushka to prevent ear medicine from getting all over the house.

Shout out to my dog, who is the opposite of all the other dogs on social media: treats us like we’re his roommates, absorbed with his own problems, perpetually suffering unexplained medical issues, doesn’t much care for our child, poor hygiene, personality sucks…

14.01.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So lots going on right now but the thing that broke me this week was going to conveyor belt sushi and seeing the little waiter robot try to deliver tea and this table just doesn’t see him. He’s there chirping a melody, trying to get them to turn around. Why won’t they turn around??

13.01.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doesn’t Zuckerberg have a bunch of daughters? Literally everything I do now, I think about how it will affect my kid’s future.

Is the answer “they’re not women, they’re billionaires?”

09.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Photo of a deceased blobfish

I had a kid in 2024 and the thing I wasn’t prepared for is how biased I am as a father. When she was born I remember thinking how objectively *unusually* good looking she was.

Uh I just saw a photo from then and she doesn’t even look like she’s the same species.

07.01.2025 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I say “is it ok for them to say hi”, that is your chance to tell me your dog is a reactive little goober. Why would you say yes??

31.12.2024 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I “deleted” my Twitter account years ago and have basically not been on social media since. But I’m dipping my toe back in because… I kind of need a support group for the next few years.

19.11.2024 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess I’ll give this internet thing a try

19.11.2024 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0