John Jefferis

This is very stupid, and I get why. I made so many silly drunken statements in the past. But Mark not following on me here hurts quite a bit 🤦‍♂️

I took for granted…. No I f’kn didn’t

I am listening to love songs and being a little angry?
Who knows……

Drunk and depressed, and the algorithm knows me a bit to well…… don’t need to say Siri Play

My first dance…. Thanks for that!

Listening to Bowie, which means …. Obviously I Have good taste in music! But also that I might be a little drunk….

J. Ross Jefferis. Could probably get away with it, but I definitely don’t like it.

Ugggh can’t sleep, watching old wrestling it is then I guess.

Snooker is getting good, would be nice if Hawkins can take this frame. Leave us with a very interesting best of 7 after the interval.

I stuck with it for a while because I found John, Monica, Michel were worth watching it for. But he has never had a clue, I mean even having a comedian in Ed on great British menu is better. At least Ed knows food to a better extent than that creep.

Not sure if you have seen the bit on 8outof10 does countdown when Sean is doing a bit that speaks about him. It’s all in jest, but there is just a moment where he says "ive met him" and Sean’s face changes and you can tell just what he thinks of the man.

Not sure how much training the Russians gave Laika when it actually came to it.

I wonder how much this could branch out, does it have to be transport or could players go with MAN WITH DOG! Or would that get confusing with the whole MAN ON! Thing?

Apologies that this is late, but still….

🚨the snooker final has started🚨

No follow up when Omari scored the equaliser is disappointing.

Alert for those who require it!
🚨 Snooker is now starting 🚨

It’s on everyday now until the final on the 1st of December if that’s any help 🤷‍♂️

If this becomes the norm, every single train in the UK is going to need these disruption notices on a Saturday. Logistics for stating the right teams supporters on the right trains will be a nightmare.

Got a ticket, mind you I did last time. Hopefully this one I don’t get distracted by something due to ….. well autism 🤦‍♂️

Freshly trimmed

What a grade A prick, from what I know of you it’s constantly yourself who you put in last place when considering how things will affect everyone around you. You would be the last person to ever try to take advantage of another person. So in short you are better off rid of him.

These are amazing, what I would give for someone that thoughtful. Hope the idiot realises what he lost 💙

My 6yr old niece decided 6.15 am was an appropriate time to put her new rollerblades on and use the makeup she got for her birthday on Wednesday 👍🤣

I’ve just about managed to make a coffee so far today….. So success? 🤷‍♂️🎉🎉

My friends dad (now in his mid 60’s) has taken a group of his karate students to train in the sea off the coast of Suffolk on Jan 1st for over 25 years now. Absolute madness 🤷‍♂️

I often get that way this time of year, for me I don’t deal well with it always being dark by 5pm. Give yourself some slack if you can 💙

Hope everything is ok 🫂🫂🫂

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school.

Hi, I’m John, I struggle to engage with others in a meaningful full way.

It’s called undiagnosed autism you dumb 🤬
😂

As they run off down the street, they vaguely hear the words….. I don’t mind about the phone, but please keep my streak goin…….

I think you just have to use the word allegedly in there somewhere and you should be fine.

I walked out of a meeting once, because they tried to tell me that crippling anxiety confirmed by my doctor wasn’t a good enough reason to of missed a meeting. Despite notifying them that I was unable to leave the house 🤬

Have a great time 🎉