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Tiernan Douieb

@tiernandouieb.bsky.social

Writer. Comedian. Tired. Rep’d for writing things by @kitsonpresskids.bsky.social and for v/o things by Foxy Tongue Voices

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This is very much like what Spotify's auto-subtitling did with one episode of @athenakugblenu.bsky.social and @tiernandouieb.bsky.social's (absolutely great) kids Forteana podcast Bust or Trust

03.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is incredible. I mean, terrible. Ahem.

04.08.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think Mr Whippy is Blippi’s Wario? 🤔🤔🤔

03.08.2025 22:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pfferphect 👏👏👏👏

03.08.2025 12:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So’s your face

03.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spending today writing to the Oxford Dictionary to change the definition of ‘film’ to ‘something with Pedro Pascal in it’.

03.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fffppppfffrrr

03.08.2025 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whenever someone types ‘fewer’, it would reply with ‘phewer’ just to cause upset.

03.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read"
So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me

01.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 4942    🔁 2071    💬 9    📌 32
From r/chatGPTpro, 25 minutes ago: chatGPT blocked at work

Today my job decided to block the site. I use chatGPT to create SOPs (standard operating practices) and power points and polish my emails. What should I do now four question marks. It has 0 upvotes and 20 comments

From r/chatGPTpro, 25 minutes ago: chatGPT blocked at work Today my job decided to block the site. I use chatGPT to create SOPs (standard operating practices) and power points and polish my emails. What should I do now four question marks. It has 0 upvotes and 20 comments

help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

31.07.2025 22:36 — 👍 7766    🔁 1789    💬 52    📌 276
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Lingo Kids' BABY BOT'S BACKYARD TALES is now available on YouTube!

The show features seven episodes written by @tiernandouieb.bsky.social and six episodes by James Walsh! 🐼

#babybot #newepisodes #animatedseries

01.08.2025 10:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Image: An old book from inside the Leonardo3 museum. I can't remember who wrote it. No, you look it up. 
Text: Clever Leo. Nonnecessity is the enemy of invention. Maybe

Image: An old book from inside the Leonardo3 museum. I can't remember who wrote it. No, you look it up. Text: Clever Leo. Nonnecessity is the enemy of invention. Maybe

My blog's back! Excited? No. Of course not. But here it is anyway. Some thoughts about Leonardo da Vinci:

open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

01.08.2025 10:49 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

NO MORE MISTER NIGHT SKY.

30.07.2025 07:36 — 👍 993    🔁 217    💬 34    📌 8
The three warning signs on the stairs up to an aircraft.

The three warning signs on the stairs up to an aircraft.

Me, showing you my incredible breakdance routine

28.07.2025 08:52 — 👍 66    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 1
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing on a boat near the ocean . ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing on a boat near the ocean .
27.07.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is truly fascinating to see that the Labour Party can contemplate ex-post-facto legislation - something so generally heinous that it was literally banned by the US Constitution, & essentially deprecated here for centuries - to save capitalists' skins.

25.07.2025 08:53 — 👍 98    🔁 43    💬 2    📌 3
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

24.07.2025 19:31 — 👍 24516    🔁 4488    💬 830    📌 346

Perfect

24.07.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really hope he’s cremated and all the attendees have to say ‘Can you smell what the Hulk is cooking’?’ as he goes in.

24.07.2025 15:48 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Listen to The Listies talk citrus good times on Radio Nonsense!

📻🍊 The origin of oranges...
shows.acast.com/comedyclub4k...

📻🍋 Where is Lemons R Us?
shows.acast.com/comedyclub4k...

See them at #edfringe!
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

And gig for us too!
www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

24.07.2025 08:54 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This was so much fun discussing all the cringe times (except the many ones that aren’t kid friendly, ahem)

23.07.2025 10:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Clockwise from top left: The Listies, oranges, Radio Nonsense logo, poffertjes!

Clockwise from top left: The Listies, oranges, Radio Nonsense logo, poffertjes!

Radio Nonsense logo
Text: Are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges? With The Listies

Radio Nonsense logo Text: Are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges? With The Listies

It's the last Radio Nonsense before the summer and Tiernan is joined by Rich and Matt aka The Listies! They return to the show to talk oranges, poffertjes and solar powered monks! 
See The Listies at the EdFringe and on tour and listen to their podcast here: https://www.thelisties.com/
JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS
OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87
OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids
WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk

It's the last Radio Nonsense before the summer and Tiernan is joined by Rich and Matt aka The Listies! They return to the show to talk oranges, poffertjes and solar powered monks! See The Listies at the EdFringe and on tour and listen to their podcast here: https://www.thelisties.com/ JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk

On this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast I’m once again joined by Matt & Rich aka The Listies to talk about oranges and poffertjes!

Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/300abe

There will be a short summer pod break after this ep!

Available all places podcasts live!

23.07.2025 06:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Cringe Club: EP1: Jules Howard has been added to Cringe Club In the very first epsiode of Cringe Club, Emily-Jane Clark talks to zoologist and  author Jules Howard, about what happened when his dog pooed at the school gate, the worst way to dump someone, cr...

A new epsiode of CRINGE CLUB is out tomorrow! Featuring comedian @tiernandouieb.bsky.social. Find out what he keeps in jars, the worst thing to say at the school gates & using your cringe as material.
In the meantime check out EP 1 with king of cringey stories, Jules Howard
pod.fo/e/2fda2a

22.07.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
When You Feel Alone… Baby Bot’s Backyard Tales 🤗 | Lingokids S2.E7
YouTube video by Lingokids Official Channel When You Feel Alone… Baby Bot’s Backyard Tales 🤗 | Lingokids S2.E7

The last one of the Baby Bot’s Backyard Tales episodes I wrote (before they cancelled all their animation & audio projects 😩) is out now. Have a lil’ watch:

youtu.be/YpdI8lDpomw?...

22.07.2025 10:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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An unbearably sad statement from the Editorial Committee (SDJ) of the AFP news agency, please read:

"Without immediate intervention, the last reporters in Gaza will die.
AFP has been working with 1 writer, 3 photographers and 6 videographers, all freelance, in the Gaza Strip… /1

21.07.2025 17:59 — 👍 3245    🔁 2430    💬 45    📌 135
Shop sign: 
Mr Dick

Shop sign: Mr Dick

Late contender

21.07.2025 15:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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BBC targets adults in the latest adventure for its top dog Bluey Corporation aims to build ‘lifestyle brand’ for all ages around smash-hit cartoon character

Erm there's a name for this. It's a 'family' show. We could make 10 more shows like this if we wanted instead of segmenting audiences like a butcher all the damn time

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

21.07.2025 12:38 — 👍 161    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 3
Shop sign saying Party Wan

Shop sign saying Party Wan

Shop sign saying Donna Fashion

Shop sign saying Donna Fashion

Shop sign saying Mr Pie

Shop sign saying Mr Pie

Shop sign saying Alan Socks

Shop sign saying Alan Socks

They call me…

21.07.2025 12:11 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

‘Why have you taken such a poor quality picture of the TV, Tiernan?’

Maybe the real question is why haven’t you? Hmm? You ever think about that?

20.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pic of the game show. There normal or perhaps giant people on the top at podiums. One very tiny woman by a board of letters below

Pic of the game show. There normal or perhaps giant people on the top at podiums. One very tiny woman by a board of letters below

Watching an amazing Italian game show where they have a magically tiny woman presenting.

20.07.2025 20:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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