Tiernan Douieb

And they’re totally eco friendly as they run on feet (in big shoes)

Whenever people say ‘I need a big car cos I’ve got loads of kids + stuff’ I like to point out that clown cars are very small & somehow fit 10-15 people in them plus ladders, buckets of water, custard pies etc

Clockwise from top L: Ciaran & Kit, butter from somewhere???, Radio Nonsense logo and a plane on the road

Radio Nonsense logo Text: What is butter made out of? With Ciaran Chillingworth & Kit Finnie

Tiernan is joined this week by Ciaran Chillingworth and Kit Finnie, inventors of the non-flying airplane. They help answer an important question from Zai about butter. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

Joining me on this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast it’s Ciaran Chillingworth & Kit Finnie. They help to answer a very important question about butter.

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Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games!

Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.

You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-

www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal

Text: Screeching to the Choir. So many things to do. Image: The choir bit from the incredible film that is A Charlie Brown Christmas

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i’m so happy for him

If Reeves had any sense of humour she could have said 'maybe the budget leaked because I removed these goddamn caps'. Then dropped the mic and left.

Because these things spread amongst school kids quicker than a pandemic. They find out via older siblings/Roblox/who knows where. Its a magic we'll never understand.

Clockwise from top L: Anna Soden, gloves, Radio Nonsense logo, a single Jonny Mclaughin

Radio Nonsense logo Text: Why do yachts not need Jonny McLaughlins go to the go-go dance? With Anna Soden

This week Anna Soden calls in from inside a giant glove and helps Tiernan answer questions about Jonny Maclaughlins.  WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

From inside a giant glove the very funny @annasoden.bsky.social joins me for this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense, to help answer questions about Jonny McLaughlins.

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I liked it for that reason too. But I also only have to hear one kid do it. A class of 30+ might change my mind….

Pretty sure they’ll consider it so very over

100%

The prime minister has apologised to a head teacher after leading primary school children in a version of the viral 6-7 dance meme. Sir Keir Starmer visited Welland Academy in Peterborough with Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson on Monday to promote the expansion of the free school meals programme. During the visit, Sir Keir was reading with pupils when one pointed out they were on page 67. The prime minister made the juggling hand gesture that accompanies the reference, prompting class-wide hilarity. "You know children get into trouble for saying that our in school," a teacher told him afterwards. "We are not over that yet, the 6-7, it's still very much a thing."

Thing is if teachers want the 6-7 trend to disappear, nothing would do it quicker than kids everywhere knowing that Keir Starmer does it.

People have alleged that I’ve called Nigel Farage a slimy piece of shit who looks like a half melted wax work of an Addams Family group picture, but I didn’t say it in a hurtful way. No, actually I did.

It’s shocking but somehow the price they’re asking is still worse.

This is of course a joke. Grok wouldn’t manage anything near that.

‘Grok do a vulgar roast of this guy’
Grok: ‘He looks like the kind of deeply sad, deeply lonely creep that would use Grok to facilitate his gaping lack of humour or basic human qualities.’

‘Unhelpful man goes offshore to join his money.’

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

I’m so sorry.

Mulleting It Over No. Just no.

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Can you imagine having to work with all those sociopaths day in day out? You’d go bananas very quickly.

I sometimes wish it took me 5 years to realise how incompetent people in power are. That’d be a much nicer life.

I wonder if Boris Johnson is remotely bothered that he’s responsible for 20,000 people dying or if he thinks it just balances out with how many kids he has.

Me, reading about the Covid Enquiry statement: ‘Yeah you know, that’s what I said all along.’

*stands around waiting for someone to announce a statue of me or a parade or something. Gets really cold. Goes back inside*

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Hope you enjoy. I’ll be thinking about this one for a long time after.

Yes and yes, you should. But also ooof. But also it’s amazing. (And 1 hour 40 straight through so now on our way home already. So perfect)

Pic of the amazing set for The End at the National Theatre, that looks like a North London living room & kitchen.

The End @nationaltheatre.org.uk is exceptional and I may have blubbed a few times.* Clive Owen & Saskia Reeves are just incredible.

*Absolutely loads.