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I was a bit of both. Never smoked until I was about 20. I loved the feeling at the back of my throat from my first drag. I'd probably still be on the fags now if it wasn't for my massive vape.

Disgusting to suggest I'd do that. I'm on call from Monday so I wouldn't want him kicking the bucket this week.

Giving up a legal, incredibly addictive, drug is so hard. All the pathways are to keep you hooked. Banning nicotine would be brilliant for future generations but a huge portion of addicts crashing would be chaos.

Absolutely. The stuff in ciggies and baccy is vile. I'll keep puffing on these cake ingredients for a bit longer.

Keep at it. It's an eternal slog. I've probably been longer without tobacco but I've been vaping for at least 15 years and my nicotine usage has probably gone up. My kitchen is like a Thomas the Tank orgy most nights. I'm the fat controller with no control.

That's fucking ace.

If we have to go more incognito, we'll drink the Hawksmoor or whatever it's called from Jeremy Clarkson. Rather than a real beer.

I'll warn Mrs P that we should shelter in any available pubs and tool up with beer glasses before we head off for tapas at the fabulous Pintxos.

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Along with a disdain for Tory defectors but a grudging respect for Farage.

Going to Bath tomorrow with the family. Just noticed the rugger is on so I'll need to fish out my boot cuts and find a gilet to blend in.

“[The FAI] could show a real bit of balls and refuse to play Israel. They should stand up in my view for the Palestinian state, the Palestinian people and the Palestinian football organisation.” - Brian Kerr, former Republic of Ireland manager

Also, it's not what I'd class as pure metal. A lot of their stuff is very electronic and sometimes dancey. It's like Slayer v Kraftwerk v Prodigy. Very unique.

How dare you! That's what the mortuary is for.

You drive an upside down shoe.

They're very anti nazi. The video for Deutschland got them in a lot of shit for portrayal of holocaust victims in German history. It's an amazing video. The singer's allegedly a bit of a rapist. That's the problematic bit.

Most of Wooster's bands are way beyond my taste. I like metal but I'm much more vanilla. Rammstein are ace though.

It's a marvelous tune, as is Du Hast. The band have become somewhat problematic in the last few years.

I played Deutschland by Rammstein every morning when we went to Berlin last year. The family found it a bit tiresome. The girls liked Du Hast instead.

I've heard you a lot on there recently. Always doing a great job. 5live is fantastic. It's my background noise for the weekend but I somehow take it all in.

It's at times like this that I think I should have got a cat and let it defecate in my neighbours gardens and not worry about such things.

I had a catastrophic poo bag failure on the way to the pub earlier. I'm not sure I touched it but I immediately handed the dogs to Steve on arrival whilst I washed my hands.

She must have loved the House of Terror then. Torture chambers and that as well as the Holocaust stuff.

Nordic/Baltic and dockers.

Just across the water from Tallinn.

We went about 20 years ago so before the new Fascists. It's a beautiful city (2, actually - Buda one side and Pest the other) with some wonderful architecture. We didn't do the baths for some reason but it's lovely.

Similar in every Eastern Eurooean/Baltic country from my experience. Big lads who looked like they'd been punched a million times yet still won every fight. Always had a tiny and tidy young lady on their arm. Krakow and Tallinn stood out.

We did the House of Terror in Budapest. Grim as fuck but really good.

It's a fucking marvellous series, tbqhwy. Made me want to go on a holiday yomping through a remote Polish forest if I ever get divorced. There's no chance she's coming. My eldest would love it though.