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Ghislaine Maxwell is not a victim.

She helped a predator find children and then she abused them too.

She was not an unwilling participant.

She’s shown no remorse.

She should be put in a deep dark hole for the remainder of her days.

I leave predictions to our jinxer in chief

Glasgow Times, a picture of a glum taxi driver. 'It's the Crystal Maze out there'-taxi drivers verdict on city centre roads.

“Sorry mate, I don’t go south of the Medieval Zone”

This is mad detailed

This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.

a seal with its mouth open is looking at the camera ALT: a seal with its mouth open is looking at the camera

"Hey! Kid! come over here...d'ya like fish??"

Loff

Ay it

New West Brom loan recruit 'not yet ready', confirms boss Boss Eric Ramsay admitted deadline day loan signing Hindolo Mustapha is not ready to make an immediate mark on Albion.

Saw it on the E&D website, Boss says he isn't ready for first team yet, but can't read the whole thing as it's behind their paywall

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Indeed. We've got our own kids who aren't considered ready without loaning one in

Gawd only knows

So, we loaned a kid from Palace who isn't ready to play games.
Genius from Pearce, that

Bry will be fuggin pumped at this

best. wedding. story. EVAR.

NUUUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSSSSSE!

Hahahaha.
Yeah his pipes still hold up

Same here too, no idea who he is, glad he is boiling piss. Gaga was good and Ricky Martin looked surprisingly well, but not for me. Too old for it I guess, but a lot of fun

Laydeee GGaa next on his shitlist then

There will be a lot more bruises on Trumps hands after watching this half time show

Cue Trump's "Loser" "Failing" "bad people" post on Hitler social

Jeremy Clarkson 2015

Hahaha

Can’t wait to see the Super Bowl half time entertainment.

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Giving off young John Goodman vibes to me, even though he didn't have a beard. If that makes sense...I doubt it does

I actually think he has improved a lot and is decent now, certainly better than he when he's a manager.
Also Joe Hart used to piss me off, he always made it sound like he was reading off a script, but he has improved lately too, a bit more natural

6 million not 5

Never heard of that Bad Bunny fella before all this halftime show controversy with the MAGA tits, but I hope he pisses em all off

That story about the American TV presenter's mother being kidnapped is mad.
They want 5 million dollars in bitcoin as a ransom, that'll only be worth 50 quid by the next morning