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Blake Griffin Caught Plagiarizing Dunks LOS ANGELES—The professional basketball world was left reeling as reports surfaced Tuesday that Los Angeles Clippers power forward Blake Griffin has been caught plagiarizing several of his slam dunks....

for some reason this is one of the Onion articles I have thought about the most over the years. it's just so good. idgi

theonion.com/blake-griffi...

Damn not the beefy frito !!!

> @sundaedivine.bsky.social

Things are going well with MAGA.

DC’s knives are getting longer.

@thehill.com
thehill.com/homenews/560...

Stop playing video games and do something cheaper like reading or playing basketball.

Boris Karloff (7574)

This should be on the Ocho.

This is ri-goddamn-dicilous.

Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction The new pardon ends a legal clash over the limits of Trump’s sweeping Day One clemency for those who stormed the Capitol.

We're now at the RE-PARDONS stage of this presidency www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Pope White Sox ?

So, I take it you disapprove?

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE??

“We have seen throughout economic history: Tariffs are an elegant was to reduce prosperity.”

@profgalloway.com takes Mr. Wonderful Kevin O’Leary school as Trump admits tariffs were a tax on Americans in rolling some back.

quite a hill to die on this late in the war

MAGA Pastor Slammed Over His Callous Reaction To Churches Donating To 'Single Mother Wh*res'

What would Jesus do? Not this.

Don’t break up on social media, kids. It’s just plain rude.

Hoffman responds.

31 Books That Made TIME's 100 Best Books of the Year and PEOPLE's Book Picks — Did Your Favorite Hit the List? From the new Taylor Jenkins Reid to Elizabeth Gilbert's new memoir, a dishy Gwyneth Paltrow biography and much more, here are the books critics loved this year

This is a very fun list to be on. ❤️‍🔥 people.com/31-books-tha...

Earlier this fall, Nuzzi found out that her book was scheduled to come out within days of "Unscripted," the new memoir from Kennedy's wife, Cheryl Hines. Avid Reader pushed back the release of "American Canto" by three weeks with the hope that their book tours would not turn into a she said she said.

Okay but please someone let me write a double review.

Haven’t we been getting rid of immigrants ? And the prices still aren’t falling.

A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant

*this is batshit insane*

What is your political affiliation? Honestly, I prefer to keep my desire to make America great again private.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/

Pass conversions for 1st downs or touchdowns while throwing under duress.

It’s the hottest economy in history with $21 trillion coming in.

Also: we need the Fed to cut rates and “prop up this economy.” 🤪

@atrupar.com

North Carolina farmer: My great grandfather bought land across the road. This is my life, my livelihood. Our tobacco that we're selling is bringing in 75 cents a pound less than it did last year when China was buying. China's not in our market because of tariffs