A framed picture of a candy corn is holding a sign that says “I hate you too”
10.10.2023 01:34 — 👍 232 🔁 47 💬 8 📌 4@yaneznaiu.bsky.social
Of all the things that I have lost, I miss glasnost. Head General Director of SovTwitInfoProm.
A framed picture of a candy corn is holding a sign that says “I hate you too”
10.10.2023 01:34 — 👍 232 🔁 47 💬 8 📌 4I need to remember to wear my rubber boots for the park cleanup tomorrow... since it rained today.
07.10.2023 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two slices of toasted bread and a pot of Smucker’s breakfast syrup.
United flight attendant: Would you like breakfast? Today we have French toast.
Me: OMG I would LOVE some French toast. Thank you. But wow, how do you even make that on a pla…
Nice maitake mushroom omelette this morning. Did I take a picture of it? No, I was too busy eating it.
03.10.2023 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was 12 years ago.
03.10.2023 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who would be dumb enough to entrust any sort of gov't id to a social media site?
28.09.2023 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Twitter requiring gov't id to verify ... using the process they described is idiotic at best. It will be a solid nail in the coffin.
28.09.2023 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Wen GIFs?
21.09.2023 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am tired of killing people for things.
16.09.2023 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't own a single watch, otherwise I would have considered it.
16.09.2023 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Life is not fair... THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
16.09.2023 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you showed me a Rolex, I'd piss all over that... but this... this truly gets to me.
16.09.2023 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm so jealous rn.
16.09.2023 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Alright... nothing going on here...
01.09.2023 00:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never remember to soak the onion in cold water before it ruins my day. FML.
30.08.2023 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Majestic
30.08.2023 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright.... let's see what this is all about...
30.08.2023 16:11 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0