Disco Rob doesn’t advertise.

What an idiot. He meant Russia.

He’s gotta keep Miller around to use as a scapegoat later, like after the invasion of Greenland or something.

He’s confused because he has, uh….whats that condition? Where you can’t remember, where your brain is deteriorating?

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

While Trump might be too far into his dementia to ever turn on Miller and scapegoat him, when JD takes over he will throw him under the bus in an instant and blame Miller for all of Trump’s failed policies, because, you know…reasons.

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

At some point he becomes their fall guy, because you know, reasons.

Just heard a great line from peloton instructor Johanna Ricouz, which I think is a perfect motto for these times:
“Do no harm, take no shit.”

At this point isn’t federal guidance “shut up it’s not cold, that’s a Democrat lie” ?

O m g

Like unveiled via a signal chat they included you on?

Or the AI she asked to write it is miserable from her miserable prompt?

Donald Trump will not be president forever.

He and his administration will be held accountable one way or another — and the Illinois Accountability Commission will make sure we do just that.

Trump gets richer. Americans foot the bill.

For some reason, Trump said his tariffs would bring costs down for Americans. But the data shows what you already know: Americans are bearing 96% of the tariff burden. That's $200 billion coming straight out of our pockets because of him.

Millions Of Americans With Public Humiliation Kink Praise Trump Davos Speech

False: a lot of them are big fans of hitler and know his life story better than that of Jesus.

At some point maybe JD Couchfucker will realize it’s his only chance to ever be president?

They spelled Don Jr wrong.

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

I don’t know why you mean HRC has been in Gitmo since 2017, right?

It's been kind of striking to see Europe take Trump seriously after getting used to people who should take Trump seriously not doing that

I’d hope it’s a bit higher, if for no other reason than people watching Olympic gymnastics as seeing the story of Suni Lee and her family.

replace rfk jr with this guy

When I was little my parents explained it like this “some people are born in the wrong body…”
And that’s how I think of it: You were born a woman in your brain. Your body didn’t match, but you were always a woman. You just made the outside correct.
I don’t hear it that put that way much anymore.

Yeah, I too hope for some cultural changes.
I’d love to root for RB Ford to kick the shit out of Cadillac, but I just haven’t been able to support them in recent years.

(Although I was hoping Max could beat Lando bc fuck McLaren)

Oh shit I thought this was fake but somehow it’s not.
Omfg.
We must be in the matrix and it’s glitching.

Ok 6 races.