peptodismal

criterion 50% off sale at barnes and noble btw

"I was wondering if maybe you could put directly in the newspaper that I'm mad?"

I know we're all ready to celebrate Cuomo moving to Florida, but we all need to be better people and stop celebrating when disasters pass through red states.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I'm not even watching the world series game bc in at a Halloween party with friends and in in pain

Happy Halloween 🎃

What if we were friends and killed each other Guilt free? 🗿

Still one of the fav things I've made

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

All fail Caesar: Brisbane high school teaches wrong topic for final year 12 history exam An entire class has made an 11th-hour bid for special consideration due to ‘illness and misadventure’ after studying the wrong Caesar

"they studied the wrong caesar" is an incredible thing to discover just days away from final exams

Comic. [two connected spacecraft hovering in space above the Earth] Houston, the view is superb. We can see the continents spread out below us, right where they’ve been since the Earth formed. [caption] I still can’t believe we developed spaceflight before we figured out that the continents moved.

Continents

xkcd.com/3159/

Every PC wargamer ultimately has the same goal: to see as many tiny little men on screen as possible

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead

Dr House MD considers treatment for a bunch of Japanese girls haunted by the spirit of lupus

House (Series, 2004–2012)

Video games too cheap, video games too expensive, I don't think you should play video games at all Satan lives in them

Big text at the top says "Parents! Are you sick of your child doing this?" We see a drawing of a child whose body is sticking out of various parts of a room, his legs through the floor, his arm through one wall, his upper torso and face through another, scowling and sticking his tongue out and saying "fie! I will not be bound by the limits of the physical form!" In a second panel, the large text says "end the daily hassle and all those little headaches by encasing your child in the cube!" The boy is now hovering upside down inside a 3 dimensional cube, still scowling, but now fully intact, saying "you're a fool to think these constraints will hold. Once I am free of this prison, you have signed your own doom."

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

= IHUFFPOSTI "Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

tragic: someone you know (me) forgot to put bay leaves in his jambalaya and it's completely ruined (it tastes fine)

Mr. Mamdani, what do you think of the calls to include a Vegeta balloon alongside Goku at the Thanksgiving parade? Piccolo as well

Humble Comic Bundle: Roll for Initiative with Kieron Gillen by Image Comics Dive into one of comics’ most creative minds with our Kieron Gillen bundle, featuring The Wicked + The Divine, and more! Pay what you want and support BINC!

Oh there's a @kierongillen.bsky.social Image Comics Humble Bundle going right now, featuring all our Image work together as well as DIE and The Power Fantasy!

www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-f...

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

A bird with black head and wings but red-orange body is slightly annoyed to be touched by a human hand, beak semi-open in protest, as if about to complain. In the background is a lush forest scene. Hooded Pitohui (Pitohui dichrous) YUS Conservation area on the Huon Peninsula, Morobe Province, Papua New Guinea. CREDIT: Ben Freeman. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hooded_Pitohui_3.jpg

Touching this bird can result in numbness & tingling in extremities. Eating it can result in paralysis or death ☠️.

Let's talk about neurotoxic birds 🐦.

(📷: Ben G Freeman, benjamingfreeman.com)

maslow's hierarchy of needs but with hollow knight silksong fleas and it says "when you find one of these little guys and he goes "awooo"