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Chris Vallancourt

@verbaljazz.bsky.social

186 Followers  |  80 Following  |  510 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2023  |  1.8471

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The party of the Ten Commandments bearing false witness?

I'm shocked.

07.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Celebrating Drake Maye would seem to do better for recruitment than tying your fortunes to a washed up narcissist

06.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine the butt fumble now being the second most embarrassing thing you're known for...

06.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The more famous/wealthy/connected you are, the more Trump cares about helping you...as long as you are on his side. Reflected glory is catnip to a malignant narcissist.

05.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not big on publicly shaming people for their relationships

05.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My post was made in the midst of his team’s shellacking at the hands of Clemson, and was more of a commentary that the game of football seems to have passed him by. I don’t really care about his relationship.

05.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Mark Sanchez set out to make people forget the butt fumble

04.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer NOT to see Rudy whenever I can

04.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoulda taken the lack of NFL interest as a sign…

04.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It's one thing to age gracefully into respectable irrelevance, but Bill Belichick has opted to be a conspicuous fool.

04.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Mothershitter
Fuckhead

03.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How to tell a guy is "soft:" they refer to other guys, especially athletes, as "soft"

03.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personal Re-ranking the MLB teams left

1. Mariners
2. Brewers
3. Phillies
4. Cubs
5. Blue Jays
6. Tigers
7. Dodgers
8. Yankees

03.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MLB Divisional Series

Tigers-Mariners
Who I want: Mariners
Who I think will win: Mariners

Cubs-Brewers
Who I want: Brewers
Who I think will win: Cubs

Yankees-Blue Jays
Who I want: Blue Jays
Who I think will win: Yankees

Dodgers-Phillies
Who I want: Phillies
Who I think will win: Phillies

03.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The culture warriors NEED the culture war. They NEED to be angry that Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl Halftime Show. He was the perfect choice to trigger their performative outrage and atrocious grammar.

03.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Schlitt

03.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a feckless group of cowards.

03.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least I won’t have to witness the grim spectacle of my team (Red Sox) cozying up to the fascist in the White House again

03.10.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The culture warriors NEED the culture war. They NEED to be angry that Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl Halftime Show. He was the perfect choice to trigger their performative outrage. If some milquetoast "country" act had been selected, they would have to find a logo revamp to define as "woke."

02.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of cowardice going around these days

02.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a bit disappointed when several players planned a trip to the White House over the summer. Makes it hard to root for those players.

02.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Screw it, just put in every DI school and make it a 3 month tournament

02.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Red Sox win today, I'm concerned their pitching will get exposed in a longer series.

If they win the whole thing, I'm concerned they'll go to the White House in support of fascism

02.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@mlb.com why did I get signed out of My account on my phone And now can’t log back in?

01.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least three of the games were competitive

01.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think Hegseth thinks that being a "Secretary" is unmanly?

30.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't using the military to wage war on your own cities the start of a Civil War?

30.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In reading this, I was struck by the sheer vapidity of this world view, which is also an indictment of content creators and influencers. She never questions real experts and changes her shallow beliefs based on shifting winds and access to people like RFK, Jr.

30.09.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MLB Playoffs

Tigers-Guardians
Who I want to win: Guardians
Who I think will win: Guardians

Padres-Cubs
Who I want to win: Padres
Who I think will win: Padres

Red Sox-Yankees
Who I want to win: Sox!
Who I think will win: Yankees

Reds-Dodgers
Who I want to win: Reds
Who I think will win: Dodgers

30.09.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a discarded concept from the Marlins updated City Connect uniforms.

30.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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