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a woman in a yellow sweater is smiling and looking at the camera Alt: a woman in a yellow sweater is smiling and looking at the camera and then she winks.

Wild rides are definitely our thing.

I like this. To brush the weird nubbins they have instead of traditional teeth. Or maybe to comb their baleen, because they are whale people???

You can still go back and listen to what was a FANTASTIC radio play! @andrewihla.bsky.social wrote a phenomenally fun and spooky script, so give it a listen and experience I, MeganBob, ACTING!

Text reads Flirting is Simpler then three dots and underneath that Screaming At Night. Then, oh boy, I don't really know how to describe this. It's like a pink Dr. Seuss hand with too many fingers tracing over a layer of clay or fondant or lasagna noodles stacked up on top of what appear to be dice with a single beige nipple on each of them. This is allegedly an ad for a sex toy, but I have never understood sex less than I do now while looking at this inscrutable image.

And while you're at it, what the fuck is happening with this alleged sex toy? [I really tried my best on the Alt text, folks]

Allo & Ace #9 - The Case of the Cow Tool [feat. Jef Aldrich and Claire Vannette] | Hard Choices Get more from Hard Choices on Patreon

You know what will make your Friday hit just right? Listening to @systemmastery.bsky.social Jef Aldrich and @relationshipmas.bsky.social Claire Vannette talk about absolutely cursed sex toys. Free to listen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/allo-a...

Oh boy, yeah, those are two very different flavors! Thanks for the listen!

Today begins official Bad Choices - Shrek livestream prep. Never in my life have I been so scared to begin writing an explicit fanfic. I blame all of you for voting for Death/Lord Farquaad as the pairing.

We're breaking out the booze and ranking the fuckability of characters from Shrek! Join us for Bad Choices - Shrek on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm PST. Go to patreon.com/hardchoices to get registered! You get to ask the questions for Let's Unpack That and boy, will we need to be held accountable...

I have to write an X-rated fanfic for Bad Choices Shrek and the current winning pairing (as voted by my sadistic patrons) is Death and

wait for it

Lord Farquaad.

This is just terrible and I'm going to make it EVERYONE else's problem on Saturday, August 9th.

Bad Choices - Shrek | Hard Choices Get more from Hard Choices on Patreon

Do you want to come to the drunken livestream where we rank the fuckability of fifteen characters from the Shrekverse? I can't imagine why you wouldn't!

Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social, and @maquila.bsky.social on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific! bit.ly/45ccM6h

Damn. We're in pretty exalted company! Thank you!

Awww, shucks! Thank you so much!

In retrospect, I was a fool!

COME WATCH US BE GOOFY!

One Shot has been putting in THE WORK for years and has a back catalog that'll blow you away. Go spend a few bucks on a network turning out S-tier content regularly!

Them DANGEROUS tiddies

This episode rules and features the fantastic force of @longtalljodie.com, Claire from @relationshipmas.bsky.social, and @kamservo.bsky.social weighing in on hot mess after hot mess!

white person's hand gently holding a pale peach-skinned dildo textured like it's an honest to fucking god ear of corn. Yes, it's uneven, like an ear of corn would be. It's like they actually took an ear of corn and dipped it in latex to get this kind of accuracy. Does it have a humanoid penis head on it? YES! YES IT DOES!

Sometimes, I look at nightmarish sex toys on Shein and I feel like a coward for not buying them. Like, am I betraying my brand by being too chicken to let a corn cob dildo near my pussy???

Happy Boobiversary! What a wonderful and important thing to celebrate! I hope you and your boobs do something really wonderful to celebrate!

I love this documentary.

Get HYPED for this month's episode, folks.

Hard Choices fans, If you're wondering why the December episode has yet to drop, it's because it was five goddamn hours long and I'm still editing it. Expect it to drop over the weekend. I apologize for the delay, folks. It's going to be the finished cut of Bad Choices - Nick at Nite🍸

Having seen exactly TWO episodes of Lost, I am about to begin writing my rankings for the Lost episode of Hard Choices, coming out this month.

My Lost crash course begins now. @kamservo.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com send help.

This is an excellent joke.

Every company clogging my inbox should be required to sub to my OnlyFans. This should be a reciprocal relationship. If you're going to bother me with area rugs, I should be allowed to bother you with tits. Lookin' at you Wayfair.

@clairemulkerin.bsky.social is a genius when it comes to design and actual play (@binarybreak.bsky.social) that nudges characters to create interesting connections, make meaningful and character-building choices, and tell stories that explore big (and small) themes.

We all aspire to this life.

friCk

there's still time!

This skeet delights me a disproportionate amount. Thank you for this bright light of whimsy and LOTR humor.