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@sweepsmccool.bsky.social

I have 1 million hobbies, Master of Dungeons, love/hate relationship with the Jerksonville Jerkuars

148 Followers  |  188 Following  |  2,132 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023  |  2.3418

Latest posts by sweepsmccool.bsky.social on Bluesky

Either Spiderverse movie, Hercules

13.08.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crying

13.08.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nude

13.08.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonma... β€’ 4mo
Cmonstermack
@cmon... β€’ 44m
Little known fact about the general from the general car insurance is that he once slapped around a soldier suffering from ptsd, called him a coward and sent him to the front. No amount of savings can make up for that imo

GENERAL.
INSURANCE

Triball @triball.bsky.social β€’ 1m
Do You know when? Which year?

Cmonstermack @cmonmack.bsky.social

It was during wartime.

msmuffet6754.bsky.social @msmuffet6... β€’ 4mo
"During War Time", is not proof.

Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonma... β€’ 4mo Cmonstermack @cmon... β€’ 44m Little known fact about the general from the general car insurance is that he once slapped around a soldier suffering from ptsd, called him a coward and sent him to the front. No amount of savings can make up for that imo GENERAL. INSURANCE Triball @triball.bsky.social β€’ 1m Do You know when? Which year? Cmonstermack @cmonmack.bsky.social It was during wartime. msmuffet6754.bsky.social @msmuffet6... β€’ 4mo "During War Time", is not proof.

09.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1795    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 9

Hot dog and sauerkraut night baby

13.08.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Someone on Twitter realizing ChatGPT is bad then begging Elon Musk to save her

Someone on Twitter realizing ChatGPT is bad then begging Elon Musk to save her

People will forget how to swallow and ingest food without asking a computer or a billionaire by 2032.

12.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3154    πŸ” 363    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 45

Yelling "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES" at the Dunkin Donuts kiosk when it won't take my credit card

12.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

You want a DM? I gotchu. Little wooden Santa? I’m your guy. Perler sprite art of Pokemon? It me. Tarot reading? I’m a baby at it but sure. Shit watercolor for your bathroom? Sign me up

12.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve learned many hobbies to distract myself from The Horrors

12.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYour post has far more views than mine even though I have more followers!” Is not the own he thinks it is

12.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reagent Square. Hutchinson Street - Frick Park. Caller said that a person on horseback was chasing them with a rope.

12.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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Omg lmfao. Absolute betas

12.08.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, recycling this from when I took a screenshot from the other site, but this @milesklee.bsky.social tweet

12.08.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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Little stand made from the cap of a pill bottle, aluminum foil and snow fx paint

12.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao

12.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m okay with potentially having my rights stripped away. At least that means one trans woman in the whole country can’t play middle school lacrosse” is what their vote came down to. Loser

11.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente:

I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me.
11:38 AM β€’ 8/11/25 β€’ 2M Views

tweet from Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente: I've heard all the hype about Weapons. Planned my entire weekend around watching it. I didn't realize it wasn't available to stream yet. Sol went with Sinners instead. I may be like 6 months late with this critique but that was one of the most overhyped overrated movies of all time. If you say that movie was great you have no movie credibility with me. 11:38 AM β€’ 8/11/25 β€’ 2M Views

heads up if you liked β€œsinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters

11.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3958    πŸ” 371    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 103

Justifying your belief system by saying β€œerm the left does this too” and comparing stripping away your rights to allowing more rights is donkey brained shit

11.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i fucking knew it was going to be this instead of actual antisemitism lol come on now

11.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

"And then the president declared a state of emergency because a kid named Big Balls got beat up"

"Okay grandpa time to euthanize you"

11.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

11.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9507    πŸ” 2610    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 162

throne room fight in TLJ bangs

11.08.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
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In other news Twitter dot com has taken to adding a watermark to screenshots lmao. Broke bitch

11.08.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon said big balls fought off a dozen gang members by himself. Dude is a professional liar

11.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember in line 2014 going down to DC and walking around the mall/downtown at like midnight. Never felt unsafe because I’m not a child

11.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s because big balls got beat up?? Lmfao

11.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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