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Juice, you absolute madman. #AEWCollision

16.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

MXMTV ARE MOX APPROVED BECAUSE THEY PUT THEIR WHOLE MXMUSSIES INTO IT

16.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"That's a lot of hat" - Mox, commenting on Taya's hat #aewcollision

16.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human

AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human

AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-obviously-trying-to-wind-down-conversation-w-1850146151/

15.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1384    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Huh weird how those Southern dad jokes about greeting your daughter’s prom dates with a gun seem to evaporate in a situation like this.

13.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 716    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5
Illustration of a slender, light skinned woman lying on her side in bed with one arm outstretched. In the curve of that arm there is a white, translucent image of a cat as if it is a snuggling ghost.

Illustration of a slender, light skinned woman lying on her side in bed with one arm outstretched. In the curve of that arm there is a white, translucent image of a cat as if it is a snuggling ghost.

I saw this illustration by @annafollies.bsky.social on Tumblr today and instantly lost it. Still missing Fergus every day. πŸ’” www.tumblr.com/annafollies

13.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2640    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 36
A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

11.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4080    πŸ” 1182    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 48
The Pigs elected a Democrat as their leader, who held
the farmer at fork-point to demand equal rights, but
eventually settled for a bargain allowing the farmer
to eat 95% of the pigs, rather than all of them.

The Pigs elected a Democrat as their leader, who held the farmer at fork-point to demand equal rights, but eventually settled for a bargain allowing the farmer to eat 95% of the pigs, rather than all of them.

(my comic, from Married To The Sea)

10.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Manifesting a good week for you with the sweet sounds of the Space Mountain queue tunnel

10.11.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Illustration of wrestler Mason Madden walking forward, dressed in a fashionable outfit. His portrait is behind the figure. There is text saying β€œMason from modeling”.

Illustration of wrestler Mason Madden walking forward, dressed in a fashionable outfit. His portrait is behind the figure. There is text saying β€œMason from modeling”.

Illustration of wrestler Mason Madden

09.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Trump mocks disabled man

Trump mocks disabled man

Trump becomes disabled

Trump becomes disabled

Full circle

07.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3851    πŸ” 997    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 94
A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’

26.06.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 977    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Big day for people who care about other people

05.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7554    πŸ” 1632    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 22

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

05.11.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 991    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

05.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18364    πŸ” 3085    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 53
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β€œI wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

05.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 20798    πŸ” 2780    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 71

my hobbies include going β€œyeah?” when a cat meows at me

05.11.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
05.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

05.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16179    πŸ” 2407    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 54
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A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

04.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12297    πŸ” 4979    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 38
hangman portrait inspired by disco elysium.

hangman portrait inspired by disco elysium.

the hangman smiles at you.

03.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Β‘Feliz DΓ­a de los Muertos!

πŸ“Έ Speedy Photo
🎟️ @allelitewrestling.com

01.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well this is the third most awkward we've been at an office Halloween Party

31.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 14

This is the only Gundam I reference, as anytime @gavadon.bsky.social or anyone else brings up different Gundam models, I ask what variety or size of farm animal can it safely transport.

31.10.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I played this in my high school marching band as our halftime show finale one or two years, and it was always the best

31.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steel thy shovel and prepare to strike the earth! A Danse Macabre is nigh in these double duty DLCs – Shovel Knight digs into both Crypt AND Rift of the NecroDancer today on Steam!

store.steampowered.com/publisher/kl...

30.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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