Kelly Oristano

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

The Senate is the only body in this country who thinks we are all friends who politely disagree about the tasting menu, rather than several million pinless hand grenades.

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous

"Ouch, my impenetrable trifecta!"

"We shall give up on the beaches, we give up on the landing grounds, we shall give up in the fields and in the streets, we shall give up in the hills; we shall never not surrender!"

This would have been a huge victory for the Democrats if they had only waited one more damn night.

A leader would not have lost eight colleagues tonight. This happened because you let it happen or because you’ve totally lost control of the caucus in one of the most important moments since you’ve been Democratic leader. Either way, it’s on you. You need to step down. We need someone who can lead.

I am working on a story that involves some of the ways people really are standing up in this moment. There really is a groundswell and it's not coming from DC.

It was an off year election, so I guess it was silly to expect any more than a 6 day honeymoon.

People are actually allowed to not get in useless talking across each other Internet arguments. Especially when they're basically on the same side. Have a great evening

Ba CAWK!

I mean, qanon was all about the idea that Trump would be back.

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If they never suffer any consequences for going on record, then there is no utility, no gotcha to getting them on record. They know they're awful, they also know it doesn't hurt them in this environment.

Joey Pants in the matrix when he’s like “I don’t mind living in a bucket of goo if I can think I’m having a nice dinner”

I will keep on fighting

Not playing this game. Read the rest of yoyu timeline if you want an answer to that. Have a great evening.

Dude, could you just fuck all the way off? Take this shit to Twitter where they might swallow it.

Yeah but when this aca demolition hits, after tonight, they own a good chunk of that

Was Obama on the phones tonight?

If not, he's part of this cave too.

Article VIII: Obviously, if any political faction shall gain a trifecta of the three branches, none of the preceding need apply.

Sorry, it's right there in the plain text of the Constitution I just made up.

"Stand down ice, we're Girl Scouts. We outrank you."

(a la James Brown,)
'SAY IT BRASH!
I'M FASH AND I'M TRASH!'

Maceo! Can I throw 'em off a bridge?

(Trumpet sting)

I think it's hilarious that Instagram tries to stop me from calling Republicans pieces of shit.

The main and foremost protection of the 1st amendment is the ability to say the ruling party are trash. Those protections should apply even moreso when it's true.

Which populist views?

You know the ones

Meagan McCain must be deeply threatened by Erika Kirk, right?

This town ain't dumb enough for the blonde of us.

Lizard people don't have eyelids, you fools!

Thanks for this, Jake. By which I mean thanks for Trump, you sentient used napkin.

4 nil win will have is back in the probable Europe spots after the 0-2-2 misery start to the season.

Ross Barkley has been in the VIL-BOU game 8 minutes and has an 8.8 rating.

Up The Villa

MAHA

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

"Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states" according to an FBI bulletin.

Which, of course, gives ICE cover to commit the same crimes.

"It wasn't us, it was different thugs, dressing up as us."

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.