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The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

He is risen

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
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Good night, everyone.

Great work today. Sleep well, for tomorrow the 2026 election begins.

Every Democratic candidate tonight, and every one running in 2026 has a secret weapon on their side:

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.

This is an excellent idea!!!

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

He should be our VP right now.

WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.

Coast Guard Buys Two Private Jets for Noem, Costing $172 Million

Federal workers aren’t getting paid, but of course Kristi Noem gets two private jets costing taxpayers $172 million.

Nothing new from the people who are also sending $40 billion to Argentina while refusing to fund our own government. Shameful.

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#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

NBC: NEW ALLEGATIONS FROM EPSTEIN ACCUSER MEMOIRE

She was legally declared a victim of a crime in a court of law, she was not an "accuser," she was a VICTIM

Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.

It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters.

And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

By all means, indict Jack Smith on bullshit allegations and give him the trial that SCOTUS denied him.

Poke the bear, Donnie. See what happens.

This fuckin clown.

The Israeli government denies mistreating Greta Thunberg. Then Police Min Itamar Ben Gvir goes on TV to gleefully announcing that she was indeed tortured. He says he's proud of the fact. It's a great demonstration of how the Israeli government under Netanyahu works, unable to coordinate its lies

Last year they claimed “illegals” were voting, without any evidence.

They used fear mongering to push for voter suppression laws.

Now they claim “illegals” are getting free healthcare, again without any evidence.

So they can make healthcare unaffordable for millions of Americans.

Enough.

I strongly object to the comparison many are making these days between Stephen Miller and Joseph Goebbels.

I think it's deeply misguided, and unfair, to compare them.

Goebbels was a far better propagandist, and didn't execute much policy.

Miller far more closely resembles Heinrich Himmler.

They still haven’t found all the missing children from the floods. Why are they more worried about Illinois than about the children in Texas?

The US is going to bailout Argentina with your tariff money.

Let that sink in

Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏

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After more than 3 decades, investigators believe the Yogurt Shop Murders have been solved Nearly 34 years ago, four teen girls were killed at a yogurt shop in North Austin. Their murders have remained unsolved – until now.

oh my god they solved the yogurt shop murders www.kvue.com/article/news...

I’m old enough to remember that “I was just following orders” was no defense. Nor is it now.

One of my favorite moments in the history of free speech: Larry Flynt publishing a satirical Campari ad featuring Jerry Falwell Sr. as an incestuous drunk who first had sex with his mother in an outhouse. Falwell sued. In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court found that satire is protected speech.

Colin Mochrie is shown posting: Anyone point out that a Donald Trump anagram is Lord Dampnut?

Donald Trump -> Lord Dampnut
This is canon now. Please update your files accordingly.
#LordDampnut 🍊🤡

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

The Brits understood the assignment‼️