Klaige

Let's fucking go, enjoy the ride man.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Well after removing an official update to my OS things seem stable and functional again, though I am still very angry that I just have to straight up opt out of Updates right now since MS can't be fuckin trusted.

Anyway, more Elden Rando.

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"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: “zoomies are loading”

a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging

STOP USING FUCKING AI AND YES THAT INCLUDES HEARTOPIA

Switch 2 price will be increasing, two major HDD/SSD manufacturers are already out of stock for the year, there are no more Steam Decks, and RAM is $1000

"but ChatGPT says-"

fuck ChatGPT, fuck you, and fuck your mom

For my salt? Barbecue.

If you're in specifically one main part of the midwest, or the south/southeast, you've options aplenty.

Any bbq i've ever had outside those regions did not hold up imo, but I post this knowing full well I worked at a smokehouse and am a BBQ snob.

Thank you for catching the bit because I thought I might have been too subtle despite my open rage.

Look, im aware im posting mad right now.

Im just saying we are not remotely pissed enough that every corporation is trying to make us pay more to own nothing and have the things we pay for not fucking work.

And that should be like the 47th thing down the list we should be pissed about in the USA

BOY I SURE DO LOVE HAVING TO CUT STREAM EARLY BECAUSE WINDOWS UPDATE ACTIVELY TRIED TO NUKE MY COMPUTER TO THE GROUND.

SMDFTB MICROSOFT YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT CLODS.

Friday Night means lets get distracted and (more) cursed.

SMZ3 Friday Night Starting up.

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FUCK ICE and the administration that enables them.

UPDATE from one of Lud’s closer friends:

- someone spoke to him last night at 2 AM

- he is aware of all the fundraising and advocacy the FGC is doing

- he laughed at how much money we’ve raised

- the guards are rude (shocker), but he is physically okay

✨ KEEP POSTING #FREELUD

I am very tired of living a society that will feign outrage at innocuous bullshit for clicks and clout, but will turn around and normalize the "president" openly stating he'll defy the supreme court and can destroy the nation.

🥊=ONLY MIDS CLASS WARS=🥊
Our first tournament of champions event is this SUNDAY, FEB 22 at 6 PM PST! 2022 alums will be facing off in a FT3 single elim bracket to determine class rep.

ALUMS: @yoyokite.bsky.social, @hatsunethemikus.bsky.social, @espadapete.bsky.social, @highwaymilkshake.bsky.social

All this technology they could be using to coordinate and distribute food and medicine to everyone on the planet before they even know they need it, evacuate incoming natural disasters, streamline infrastructure and housing development, and they use it to push sports betting to kids on Roblox videos

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks.

If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

2/19 10pm ET Update: Thank you for your continued support and advocacy for Ludovic’s release. It’s beautiful to see how loved and supported he is by his community. Unfortunately, Ludovic was moved from Baltimore, MD to an ICE detention center in Louisiana. His lawyers were not properly notified of the transfer. What happens next: His lawyers’ top priorities will be fighting to bring him back home to Maryland. We remain hopeful for his safe return and appreciate everyone’s support as we navigate the next steps. How you can help: 1. Continue to donate and share Ludovic’s story with your community. At this time we are NOT seeking media/news engagement but DO want as much community support as possible. 2. We are looking to leverage any connections Ludovic’s community has with elected officials. If you can connect us with any public officials, please message us with that information. ICE wants us to panic and lose faith. For Ludovic, we will not break and instead we will hold strong and out-organize. Thanks for your support.

(See first image for text of update)

An image of Ludovic smiling against an orange background. The text reads SUPPORT LUDOVIC'S FIGHT.

Update on Ludovic. Unfortunately but unsurprisingly he was moved to Louisiana without notice. If anyone can put the campaign in contact with elected officials, please do. Also keep an eye on the GoFundMe page for further updates.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

Twitch Twitch is the world

This Elden Rando has been a good time thus far, so lets continue the nonsensical crimes as I run around with a big ass katana and say "Ban Kai" a lot because Carian Sovereignty is a skill they allowed me to have.

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Omg

🎨: @castussan.bsky.social

#MeloDiaArt

We have updates on Lud!! The money raised has prevented his being moved out of Baltimore to an undisclosed location, and his is pending an actual court hearing because he was able to acquire legal counsel—all thanks to the FGC. KEEP SHARING! FREE LUD

gofund.me/130999163

im sick of people not being genuine or serious. im sick of ragebaiting. im tired of it all. im sick of people never taking shit seriously. it has bled through so many aspects of my life and im. so. fucking. tired. im so tired

Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.

THE WINNER

"How to make ACTUAL interesting OCs" "How to make OCs people will care about!" dog if you can't love your own creations that's where you need to start, don't make brand new beings for other's approval. You'll never truly love them if they're tied to a stranger's perception.

extremely overdue reward for @entelefuff.bsky.social for winning =ONLY MIDS 33= 💐💐💐

Please chip in if you can, gaming communities are some of the most diverse out there, which means they're also the most vulnerable to the fascist horseshit we're all dealing with right now.

If you don't have the scratch, spreading the word is free.

I do be liking big boobs tho...