Let's fucking go, enjoy the ride man.
22.02.2026 09:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@klaige.bsky.social
He/Him Twitch Partner: twitch.tv/Klaige Patreon: patreon.com/Klaige Punishing Gray Raven Content: youtube.com/Klaige Ancient Anji Player FGC Commentator Hubby of Kare_bear Av by: @spacecoyotl.bsky.social
Let's fucking go, enjoy the ride man.
22.02.2026 09:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well after removing an official update to my OS things seem stable and functional again, though I am still very angry that I just have to straight up opt out of Updates right now since MS can't be fuckin trusted.
Anyway, more Elden Rando.
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"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people
21.02.2026 19:20 β π 3112 π 1201 π¬ 87 π 64a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: βzoomies are loadingβ
a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging
21.02.2026 12:50 β π 3187 π 845 π¬ 13 π 11STOP USING FUCKING AI AND YES THAT INCLUDES HEARTOPIA
Switch 2 price will be increasing, two major HDD/SSD manufacturers are already out of stock for the year, there are no more Steam Decks, and RAM is $1000
"but ChatGPT says-"
fuck ChatGPT, fuck you, and fuck your mom
For my salt? Barbecue.
If you're in specifically one main part of the midwest, or the south/southeast, you've options aplenty.
Any bbq i've ever had outside those regions did not hold up imo, but I post this knowing full well I worked at a smokehouse and am a BBQ snob.
Thank you for catching the bit because I thought I might have been too subtle despite my open rage.
21.02.2026 05:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look, im aware im posting mad right now.
Im just saying we are not remotely pissed enough that every corporation is trying to make us pay more to own nothing and have the things we pay for not fucking work.
And that should be like the 47th thing down the list we should be pissed about in the USA
BOY I SURE DO LOVE HAVING TO CUT STREAM EARLY BECAUSE WINDOWS UPDATE ACTIVELY TRIED TO NUKE MY COMPUTER TO THE GROUND.
SMDFTB MICROSOFT YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT CLODS.
Friday Night means lets get distracted and (more) cursed.
SMZ3 Friday Night Starting up.
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FUCK ICE and the administration that enables them.
19.02.2026 18:12 β π 128 π 27 π¬ 1 π 0UPDATE from one of Ludβs closer friends:
- someone spoke to him last night at 2 AM
- he is aware of all the fundraising and advocacy the FGC is doing
- he laughed at how much money weβve raised
- the guards are rude (shocker), but he is physically okay
β¨ KEEP POSTING #FREELUD
I am very tired of living a society that will feign outrage at innocuous bullshit for clicks and clout, but will turn around and normalize the "president" openly stating he'll defy the supreme court and can destroy the nation.
20.02.2026 20:57 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0π₯=ONLY MIDS CLASS WARS=π₯
Our first tournament of champions event is this SUNDAY, FEB 22 at 6 PM PST! 2022 alums will be facing off in a FT3 single elim bracket to determine class rep.
ALUMS: @yoyokite.bsky.social, @hatsunethemikus.bsky.social, @espadapete.bsky.social, @highwaymilkshake.bsky.social
All this technology they could be using to coordinate and distribute food and medicine to everyone on the planet before they even know they need it, evacuate incoming natural disasters, streamline infrastructure and housing development, and they use it to push sports betting to kids on Roblox videos
20.02.2026 19:03 β π 8 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks.
If you take this personally I think thatβs also a reason you can be blocked.
2/19 10pm ET Update: Thank you for your continued support and advocacy for Ludovicβs release. Itβs beautiful to see how loved and supported he is by his community. Unfortunately, Ludovic was moved from Baltimore, MD to an ICE detention center in Louisiana. His lawyers were not properly notified of the transfer. What happens next: His lawyersβ top priorities will be fighting to bring him back home to Maryland. We remain hopeful for his safe return and appreciate everyoneβs support as we navigate the next steps. How you can help: 1. Continue to donate and share Ludovicβs story with your community. At this time we are NOT seeking media/news engagement but DO want as much community support as possible. 2. We are looking to leverage any connections Ludovicβs community has with elected officials. If you can connect us with any public officials, please message us with that information. ICE wants us to panic and lose faith. For Ludovic, we will not break and instead we will hold strong and out-organize. Thanks for your support.
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An image of Ludovic smiling against an orange background. The text reads SUPPORT LUDOVIC'S FIGHT.
Update on Ludovic. Unfortunately but unsurprisingly he was moved to Louisiana without notice. If anyone can put the campaign in contact with elected officials, please do. Also keep an eye on the GoFundMe page for further updates.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...
This Elden Rando has been a good time thus far, so lets continue the nonsensical crimes as I run around with a big ass katana and say "Ban Kai" a lot because Carian Sovereignty is a skill they allowed me to have.
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Omg
20.02.2026 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π¨: @castussan.bsky.social
#MeloDiaArt
We have updates on Lud!! The money raised has prevented his being moved out of Baltimore to an undisclosed location, and his is pending an actual court hearing because he was able to acquire legal counselβall thanks to the FGC. KEEP SHARING! FREE LUD
gofund.me/130999163
im sick of people not being genuine or serious. im sick of ragebaiting. im tired of it all. im sick of people never taking shit seriously. it has bled through so many aspects of my life and im. so. fucking. tired. im so tired
19.02.2026 18:12 β π 105 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.
THE WINNER
18.02.2026 21:10 β π 5455 π 1455 π¬ 30 π 16"How to make ACTUAL interesting OCs" "How to make OCs people will care about!" dog if you can't love your own creations that's where you need to start, don't make brand new beings for other's approval. You'll never truly love them if they're tied to a stranger's perception.
07.01.2026 19:46 β π 3699 π 1822 π¬ 43 π 72extremely overdue reward for @entelefuff.bsky.social for winning =ONLY MIDS 33= πππ
19.02.2026 02:51 β π 420 π 113 π¬ 2 π 0Please chip in if you can, gaming communities are some of the most diverse out there, which means they're also the most vulnerable to the fascist horseshit we're all dealing with right now.
If you don't have the scratch, spreading the word is free.
I do be liking big boobs tho...
18.02.2026 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0