Becky

The dog looks embarrassed 🤣

Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson's Superbowl performance.

She was wronged by everyone

As a kind and loving person

Kina - "I love you"

What traumatizes one person may not traumatize another. It has nothing to do with strength, weakness or "personal fortitude" everybody's brain is just different.

I've never lived alone. I was a kid when I became a mother and then I was a wife.

My grown son called my mother, put the phone on speaker and held it up to the door. The moment his father heard mom's voice it was over. Instantly over 🤣

I got Botox for my migraines and now I look like an angry Vulcan or comic book villain every time I raise my eyebrows 😂

I had to double check that it was the insane, notoriously drunk host who makes no sense and has the amazing ability to contradict herself multiple times in one breath. Because (in my mind) there's no way THAT person was given an actual government job!
I can't with this version of Trump's presidency.

My editor, Ben Wittes, finally shared my favorite Judge Jeanine/Lawfare crossover anecdote on our livestream today.

As some of you might remember, we @lawfaremedia.org covered every day of Trump’s criminal trial in NY.

One day, Ben happened to be seated next to Judge Jeanine in the courtroom. 1/

from today's post, on Qatar gifting a golden jet to Donald Trump, and the shameful Republican silence in the face of Dear Leader's blatant corruption.
link to the whole enchilada is here: bit.ly/3Zeuhzo
please and thank you for reading it!
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

a man wearing a purple vest and bow tie is sitting at a desk . ALT: a man wearing a purple vest and bow tie is sitting at a desk .

Overheard in DC:

“I never voted in the DC Bar election before, but Pam Bondi’s brother was running, so every lawyer I know voted this time. I don’t know who this Diane Seltzer is, but we all voted for her.”

🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

This week, democracy had a big win in North Carolina, Trump got smacked down in court again, and Salt Lake City is cleverly defying Utah's Pride Flag ban. For those and more progressive victories, look no further: thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/week-progr...

This is how you know its bad

drop a time where you felt fine af ✨

Happy Mother’s Day to all 🌷🌷🌷

I hope to one day reach "drunk driver talking to cops" level of confidence. 🤣

happy mother 's day to all the lovely loving moms out there pants bear ALT: happy mother 's day to all the lovely loving moms out there pants bear

Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas out there! May your day be exactly what you want it to be!

Two years ago we tried to do a study on the environmental and health impacts of data centers in vulnerable communities and though it didn’t get funded, we knew this was a likely outcome.

To anyone reading this…*clears throat, taps mic*

🗣️ The world could end tomorrow. Do it today. (Safely)

Creativity, sales and a lot of rice & beans

So are all trees former gnomes? If so are we eating gnomes whenever we eat the fruit or nuts? 🤣🤣

Newark mayor Ras Baraka denies trespassing at immigration detention center following arrest - FOX 5 New York Newark mayor Ras Baraka denies trespassing at immigration detention center following arrest  FOX 5 New York

Newark mayor Ras Baraka denies trespassing at immigration detention center following arrest - FOX 5 New York

I actually had to look it up and it all came back to me. I blocked the ending out completely! 🤣 That was such a sad episode, I remember being absolutely torn up for Swift!

Shit, now I've got the theme songs to like 5 different cartoons stuck in my head!
TailSpin
Gummi Bears
Chip 'n Dale
DuckTales
Goof Troop

Yes! And Gargoyles!

Watching DWI bodycam videos and I remembered that time I freaked out cos I thought I didn't know my alphabet. 🤣

Stone cold sober (but 2 days w/o sleep) I kept going "Q-R-X-Y-Z". I knew it was wrong but for the life of me I couldn't find the fuck up. 🤣😂