Big Matt

Yeah I like bluesky, but it’s too much politics, not enough ska.

Michael Biehn is 69. Jeff Anderson is 55. I think they would be awesome as father and son in the right project.

Should I go to bed? Yes. Am I watching Aliens? Also yes.

Add Angus, Hackers, Varsity Blues… to my heavy viewing list

Movies you've watched more than six times:

Clerks
Mallrats
Dazed and Confused
Empire Records
Glory Daze
Shawshank Redemption
Aliens
Goodfellas
Airborne!
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
White Christmas
Elf
Animal House
Jaws
Drumline
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Die Hard
Wizard of Oz

Adam Scott’s character in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty would have signed up for ICE.

First: Dave Matthews Band
Best: Bruce Springsteen
Last: Catbite

Jeff Anderson should be in more movies. I don’t know what his day job is, but it’s a fucking crime that we only see him once a decade when Kevin Smith feels like making another Clerks. Dude should be a full-time Hollywood comedic relief sidekick.

The Slow Gherkin set at Supernova tonight was one of the best sets I’ve ever seen, up there with Old Crow Medicine Show at the Stone Pony 15ish years ago, Foo Fighters opening for RHCP in Philly twenty five years ago and Springsteen in Paris a decade ago.

It’s 11:11 and now you wanna talk

Who told Roddy Jones that purple ascot was the way to go?

The Worst Drivers:
1. KIA Drivers
2. Residents of Maryland
3. Tesla Drivers
4. Tractor Trailer Drivers who cruise in the left lane
5. Lexus and BMW Drivers (tied)
6. Residents of NY
7. Toyota Drivers
8. School Bus Drivers
9. VW Drivers (Tiguan only)
10. Hyundai Drivers (Sonata only)

The creepy looking brother on Plathville is a douche.

I wonder how Trump would feel about the announcements in my school being presented in English, Spanish, and Haitian Creole?

Starship Troopers didn’t age well.

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My five year old is sitting next to me reading a book about spaceships and he just randomly started singing “can I kick it? Yes you can. Can I kick it? Yes you can.”

I hate to say it, but if you’re behind the wheel of a Lexus, Kia, BMW, or Tesla… you’re probably a shitty driver. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, I just observe them.

Schwarber makes it look too easy.

I want to see the Faks from The Bear show up on season four of Ted Lasso.

Things to do this fall:
Supernova Ska Festival
Chronic Con
SMU Football Game
Philadelphia Eagles Game
I dunno, some other cool shit
Can’t play rugby anymore
Watch my girl play field hockey
Watch my boy play soccer
Direct a play
A bunch of cool Christmas shit

Jamie Lee Curtis in “The Bear” is fucking nuts.

Yesterday I mowed my front lawn. Today I mowed my back lawn. First time I’ve done either in at least four months. I’m exhausted but I made it through. Getting closer to normal each day.

Phillies with the best chance at making the All-Star Team:
1. Wheeler - Lock
2. Schwarber - Probably
3. Sanchez - Maybe
4. Suarez or Turner - Probably not but stranger things have happened.

I don’t know when they started running the flop multiple times in poker but I fucking hate it.

So… my two months without solid feed has led to low iron and anemia. Fallin apart over here

Belgian waffles are so much better in theory.

I arrived here with my phone at 100%. It’s now at 29% and I’m still waiting. I’d turn it off and read a magazine, but I’m not interested in Women’s Health or Bridal Guide.

We’re now at the one hour anniversary of the mechanic saying 20 more minutes.

Four new tires. Inspection. Emissions test. Oil change. Where did all my money go?