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James Morton

@glesga-grognard.bsky.social

Veteran roleplayer and wargamer. Forever DM/GM. Occasional curmudgeon. All round good egg. Trying very hard to leave politics at the door. sometimes found on the Grogpod and the Raspy Raven on Discord

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Can the last tory who can actually spell "light" please turn them off when they leave.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

08.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To think that this man was once thought to be the future of British politics. Then he turned out to be a greedy, grasping little spiv.

08.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The tories really are utterly awful human beings. Thats it. Thats the message.

07.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bucket with a hose attached to it sits on a tiled floor ALT: a bucket with a hose attached to it sits on a tiled floor

Behold! The transformative power of AI

*Fizzle pop pharp*

07.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its just a big pakora in a rollπŸ˜‚
That's not new cuisine, its just lazy. We put scotch pies in rolls ffs

07.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially when you consider his boots theory of socio-economic unfairness. It's like Brown claiming he listened to artic monkeys or Portillo claiming he didn't realise that Alan B'Stard was ripping the piss out of the tories

07.10.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not only is he a lying sack of shit, he is also a racist sack of shit.

06.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zhukov and Vatutin are watching a line of german POWs being marched off to Russia.
Vatutin: So, what do you think of these Nazis?
Zhukov: Can't say. Never seen one.
Vatutin: What do you mean you've never seen one?
Zhukov: Everytime a german came up to me, he said please dont shoot, I'm not a Nazi

06.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they realise that they are all indictable? When the regime falls they have no immunity and the "superior order" defence is just an admission of guilt.

06.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People saw the sample. It was probably fine
They signed off on it.
It was put out to the lowest bidder
They bollixed it up
No one bothered to bloody check what was in the bag
The rest of us are enjoying an extra slice of Schadenfreude with cherries on top.

06.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How to showcase your irrelevance without saying it

06.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is not the dystopian future I was promised

06.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lallands Peat Worrier Cogitations from a Cranachan Cairn

reminds me a little of this piece I read some years ago, seems more relevant now. You cannot meet a extremist half way without being extreme. At some stage you will have to get off the fence and pick a side.

lallandspeatworrier.blogspot.com/search?q=uns...

06.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll do that right now

06.10.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dirty Dancing
Friends
Big Brother
Hercules
Xena
Stargate
All soaps

I could be here all day. Let's just say there are quote a lot

06.10.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when Evil Corp got their code locked entry system from TEMU

05.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone knows it should be killer penguins and war hedgehogs

05.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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reform are full of shit you say

05.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scots tories are still a thing? I had forgotten they existed

05.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My God.

The worlds on fire. Racists and Bigots unleashed to do their very worst and this moron decides to tilt at windmills instead.

05.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm in

05.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if its a demo game (especially if its new) then it has to be RAW. You want to see how it runs. Tinkering with the rules is something you do afterwards I would have thought.

05.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also have black lotus... Stygian... the best!
This had better not be Haga!
I would sell Haga to a slayer such as you?

05.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just another session of Dragonbane reallyπŸ˜‰

05.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you know what to do

05.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible controls sadly. NPCs constantly nagging you. I had to refund it in the end. A real shame.

05.10.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looks exactly like a standard comms unit players would have in traveller bitdπŸ˜‚

05.10.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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