If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll
27.11.2025 23:22 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0@polkpanther.bsky.social
a great damp loaf of a body
If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll
27.11.2025 23:22 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Where's Creed
27.11.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smashing Pumpkins: the world is a vampire
27.11.2025 21:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jerryworld looks like it's half red
27.11.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hail gamblor
27.11.2025 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Brady just acting like he didn't drop a pass in the Super Bowl
27.11.2025 20:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goff, buddy
27.11.2025 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love that the audience all knows
to ruthlessly boo anyone who doesn't get the wheel all the way around
The one model is wearing a dress I can only describe as "tradwife does NYE"
27.11.2025 17:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Recession indicator: the first prize is a year's worth of groceries
27.11.2025 17:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanksgiving is a special day in America: the only one where you can watch the Price Is Right and NFL football back-to-back
27.11.2025 16:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1UTIs hate to see this coming
27.11.2025 04:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The entirety of Led Zeppelin's Side 1 Track 1:
Good Times, Bad Times
Whole Lotta Love
Immigrant Song
Black Dog
The Song Remains The Same
Custard Pie
Achilles Last Stand
In The Evening
We're Gonna Groove
Jesus H. Christ, just a fucking LINEUP of bangers.
Led Zep were the kings of track 1s. Immigrant Song, Whole Lotta Love, plus those two is an insane four-album run.
27.11.2025 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Led Zep - Black Dog
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Soundgarden - Let Me Drown
Alice In Chains- Them Bones
Go Crusaders
27.11.2025 01:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And I meant it
26.11.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's at least $2.4 million in beef alone, at today's street prices
26.11.2025 21:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's right
26.11.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apple
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
Grocery store the day before Thanksgiving? What a warrior
26.11.2025 17:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They really said "you're all Nebraska now" and even North Dakota was like "nah we're good"
26.11.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lmao owned
26.11.2025 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SIMCITY 2000 FOR THE SWITCH
26.11.2025 16:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well quit looking in the mirror!!!!
26.11.2025 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly given how much some people talk, I'm in favor of this trend
26.11.2025 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh. Oh no.
26.11.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just got home from a long day at work time to tune into the nationally-televised basketball game and see how the Philadelphia 76ers are doing
26.11.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0George Stephanopolous
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