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a great damp loaf of a body

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If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll

27.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's Creed

27.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smashing Pumpkins: the world is a vampire

27.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jerryworld looks like it's half red

27.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hail gamblor

27.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brady just acting like he didn't drop a pass in the Super Bowl

27.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goff, buddy

27.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that the audience all knows
to ruthlessly boo anyone who doesn't get the wheel all the way around

27.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one model is wearing a dress I can only describe as "tradwife does NYE"

27.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Recession indicator: the first prize is a year's worth of groceries

27.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving is a special day in America: the only one where you can watch the Price Is Right and NFL football back-to-back

27.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

UTIs hate to see this coming

27.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The entirety of Led Zeppelin's Side 1 Track 1:

Good Times, Bad Times
Whole Lotta Love
Immigrant Song
Black Dog
The Song Remains The Same
Custard Pie
Achilles Last Stand
In The Evening
We're Gonna Groove

Jesus H. Christ, just a fucking LINEUP of bangers.

27.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Led Zep were the kings of track 1s. Immigrant Song, Whole Lotta Love, plus those two is an insane four-album run.

27.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Led Zep - Black Dog
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Soundgarden - Let Me Drown
Alice In Chains- Them Bones

27.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Crusaders

27.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I meant it

26.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's at least $2.4 million in beef alone, at today's street prices

26.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's right

26.11.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin

26.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Grocery store the day before Thanksgiving? What a warrior

26.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really said "you're all Nebraska now" and even North Dakota was like "nah we're good"

26.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao owned

26.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SIMCITY 2000 FOR THE SWITCH

26.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well quit looking in the mirror!!!!

26.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly given how much some people talk, I'm in favor of this trend

26.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh no.

26.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got home from a long day at work time to tune into the nationally-televised basketball game and see how the Philadelphia 76ers are doing

26.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

George Stephanopolous

25.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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