Hatey McLife

I call dibs on being the Gyro Captain.

Either the J6er, the contestant on a Bachelor ripoff or guy who became a viral Florida man.

Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a “walking skeleton” and “dying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. “She lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. “My little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

So he watched Sicario last night?

But enough about the President and his Cabinet! (rimshot)

That Dalmatian definitely would’ve eaten the eagle chick

Goodell with the divorced guy fit

Fact. It was actually a sex trafficking web for powerful men.

I will only read romance novels written by horny local MILFs whose husbands aren't cutting it in the sack.

Epstein Class is a capacious term. Botox? Epstein Class. Crypto? Epstein Class. Obsession with Gender? Epstein Class.

He'd need three or four more drafts to pee that much.

To invent Thanksgiving

"Another productive day here at the old execution wall. Who do we have next? Somalis? Laotians? Moldovans? Uh what do you mean..."

Starting to realize that everyone was in on this and Epstein having all these people by the balls (Dems and Dem donors, etc too) changed the course of history and is responsible for every life lost under this administration, the ones cut off from USAID and the terror here at home. Unbelievable

I maintain that if Gawker didn't die ten years ago we wouldn't have had half of these shitbag political appointees AND we wouldn't have had Olivia Nuzzi

Maybe those college kids didn’t finish watching The Conversation because zoomers always have closed captions on.

Lot of people are shitting on this but the Ben Franklin orgy scene jumps off the screen.

They even let you keep the A Clockwork Orange style eyelid clamps.

They're calling this operation "The Serj".

Guessing the guy sprayed Omar with something pork based because he thought she'd melt like the Wicked Witch of the West because she's Muslim.

The lack of CSAM is a tell grok didn't do it.

They just had grok answer the questions.

They boo ICE?

NY Post Front Page: Bovino And ICE Out Of Minneapolis

NY Post Back Page: Elf On The Shelf

Maybe he got kicked by a mule and that fixed the brain damage.

If this doesn't have antifa's fingerprints all over it then how do you explain orange slices in Minnesota during winter? Florida is over one thousand miles away!

The Rip wasn't great but it was nice that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck finally got to be in a movie together.