@hateymclife.bsky.social
Hatey McLife was shat out of hell.
What's the deal with the boyfriend from Midsommar only pink?
15.08.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now where can I get a certified Kosher fuel?
14.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, Elon's.
13.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Look at all these pussies afraid to walk around DC. It's not like emotional intimacy is hiding in the next alley.
12.08.2025 14:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait for the look on that drone's face when it realizes it delivered me an anti-drone cannon.
06.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Dusts off hands)
Well that settles that.
BORT license plate
Wonderful
06.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 73 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1Eric's frisbee wasn't going to retrieve itself.
05.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1If I never saw Happy Gilmore can I follow the plot of Happy Gilmore II?
01.08.2025 14:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Always suspected Metro Cards of having a secret mic.
29.07.2025 18:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The German movie dad hid behind the furnace was all bathroom scenes.
28.07.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'm going to pardon the best friend of the guy who raped kids, who is herself in prison for helping him rape kids, in exchange for her telling everyone that I, another friend of his, didn't rape any kids."
28.07.2025 14:01 — 👍 2733 🔁 737 💬 41 📌 12According to my calculations Joey Chestnut died in 1937.
27.07.2025 16:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Assembling pizzas from leftover slices of other pizzas is a serious crime down there.
24.07.2025 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still can't figure out why they didn't just buy a vintage notebook off of eBay and scribble Soros, Gates and Fauci into it.
24.07.2025 15:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The crackhead is right!
21.07.2025 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shouldn't the lady mascot be Mrs. Met? Nobody can resist that cake.
19.07.2025 15:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
19.07.2025 14:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's on the list.
17.07.2025 17:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Chief People Officer"? They deserver every bad thing that befalls them.
17.07.2025 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It spins like a baby’s crib mobile so it must have entranced him.
15.07.2025 01:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Learned it from Putin stealing Kraft’s Super Bowl ring.
15.07.2025 01:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lots of people think Usha doesn’t hate herself and her family as much as JD hates himself and his family.
14.07.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Party Up
13.07.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flatlining in an ambulance as it drives by the shuttered hospital to own the libs.
01.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's a mirror.
30.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Zohran is gonna make the rent freeze
My favorite breakfast is bacon, egg and cheese
Cuomo asked his secretary for a strip tease
With your vote we reclaim Gracie with ease
Zohran wants childcare for your kid named Bella
Gonna make s'mores with extra marshmella
Cuomo's afraid of voters, guy is yella
My grandpa played catch with Roy Campanella
Vote for Zohran he'll be your pal
Be a fighting mayor not fake like Seagal
Gets his bialys from my cousin Hal
Cuomo is toxic like the Gowanus canal
