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this is my count to retire it seems like an eternity but i can do this

oh tulane...ooof

all good, man. but that last part was largely my point. politicians and lobbyists don't give a shit about our service time. they care about their portfolio and keeping poor people poor.

great. now google how much a senior executive at lockheed martin makes and how often he's asked to deploy to a war zone.

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

you really should think about this when these war mongers and war profiteers like boeing try to tell you how much they care about the troops. they send these poor kids all over the world to kill brown people for less than 40,000 a year

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

"lsu has hired doug flutie as its head coach on the advise of donold trump..."

mookie betts, my dude...embrace the bald head and clean your 9th grade chemistry team friar tuck bald spot up my guy

(DODGER STADIUM VOICE) now pitching for the Dodgers, the alt-right-hander, number 1488,

charlie kirk has a three up (a single gun shot down) inning for the dodger trailing 6-1

trey yesavage... SMOCKKKKKKINNNNNNNNN

there* smh

treyllballins

Capital One just announced that if the Dodgers hit a walk-off home run, they’ll fund 100 families losing their SNAP benefits for one week. Fingers crossed.

did anyone know trey yesavage started this year in A ball? thats wild

When i met the great Sandy Koufax.

I was about 18 or 19. Mr Koufax came to dinner. (Photo by F Sinatra)

a toxic online brain worm i have is thinking about how do you think trillballins would have successfully and hilariously turned the name trey yesavage into a meme in 2015? because he would have.

I’ll say it again: I don’t give a fuck what is legally just, stealing food when the alternative is starvation is morally just and cannot be a crime

i haven't felt this full and relaxed since may. it feels awesome

need to add this: if you're ever randomly
in the south burbs of chicago, and find yourself craving a gyro, seek out a spot at 175th and kedzie called "ariston." been there 40+ years and is an absolute dump, but folks...they make a badass gyro as seen here.

hot shower and straight to bed. it's what the lord would want

gyro platter

let us get amongst it

feeling like a gyro for dinner would fix me

yes, i, as a military veteran with almost 10 years of honorable service to the hegemony made the choice that willfully taking a job as a mercenary to kill iraqi civilians we good and not bad, im grant platner.

account already suspended :)

what if youve never had the sex?

i dunno jordan, after my ten years of honorable service to the hegemony, i had serious consideration of taking my talents of killing civilians to iraq for large sums of monies.

As a veteran myself, I remember when I oopsied got a nazi tattoo and joined blackwater