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@hiseggcellency.bsky.social

#OhCougs. Former cheesesteak influencer. #Faturday Forever.

157 Followers  |  265 Following  |  989 Posts  |  Joined: 21.04.2023  |  2.1064

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Ask @brianmfloyd.bsky.social about 80's night at Valhalla

11.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#NewProfilePic

11.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a head coach, I would recruit specifically for THIS offense and run it every play.

11.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a shocking twist, the guy who overdosed on Haribro cola bottle candy is a moron.

11.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are we sure that’s not rebecca romaine

10.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4

@brianmfloyd.bsky.social What shoes are you wearing today?

11.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

11.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12619    πŸ” 3038    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 212

Are you out of beer yet?

11.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over Logan Gilbert!?

11.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might be watching the Mariners on his phone?

11.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KIRBY GAVE UP THREE HITS! THREE!

And he pulled Castillo earlier this series after giving up ONE HIT!

WHAT ARE WE DOING DAN?!

11.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it here.

11.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now we've got 60 pitches and 4 innings of high leverage relief. I can't wait to see how Wilson handles the rest of this game.

11.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom right ALT: a man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom right
11.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See.

11.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice call in pulling Kirby.

This couldn't have been more predictable. Just dumb, dumb managerial bull shit.

11.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

TSIO

11.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

~60 pitches thru 5, 80% of them for strikes, 0 runs, a couple of scattered hits? You gotta pull him because there are a couple of bullpen arms that are warm.

11.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Word on the street is that Husky Stadium is empty. Where is @notreedstrong.bsky.social and @emptystadiumpics when we need them?!

11.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The announcers in the Mariners/Tigers game are data drunk. Again calling for the early hook of a pitcher that is dominating.

11.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they out of beer yet?

10.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a horseradish connoisseur, say no more fam

10.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, I thought you STILL had hair.

(I'm also bald, so this is not an insult!)

10.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit, I thought you had hair!

Also, I'm already playing Christmas music, and Go Cougs.

10.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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sherman, for the love of god!

10.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5731    πŸ” 1802    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 443

@brianmfloyd.bsky.social I assume you got our guy some Coug gear?

10.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr is trying to inspect child penises.

09.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is 85 pitches his limit? Am I old in thinking that pitchers, especially in October, can throw 100+. The reason you only throw them 85 in the regular reason is so they can throw 100+ in the post-season.

09.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not even THAT bullpen usage, you gotta throw someone in the 11th.

It's pulling Bryce early today. And pulling Castillo after giving up 1 hit. He's overusing the bullpen in low leverage spots.

08.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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