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Jarom Scott Andrews

@legendofjarom.bsky.social

Genre screenwriter. I love cinematic gore but real blood makes me woozy. First name rhymes with “scare ‘em.”

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Weapons! Movies! Yes! #filmsky

11.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

You’ll have it hot off the press!

10.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is awesome. Well done!

09.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Writing a script that scares me and that I'm nervous to show to my family. I've been told this is a good thing. #scriptsky

09.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Underrated knight!

09.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm floored

09.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A review of The Last Picture Show (1971) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

For the next little while, I'm gonna be the Guy Who Just Saw The Last Picture Show for the First Time and Is Freaking Out. A new favorite in my ongoing survey of the 1970s. Heads up, this review alludes to a spoiler. #filmsky

09.08.2025 00:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Old Spaghetti Factory. Photo shows the outside of the building.

The Old Spaghetti Factory. Photo shows the outside of the building.

The beautiful gold cherub above the entrance at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

The beautiful gold cherub above the entrance at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

The dining room at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

The dining room at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

Ordering my salad and bun at The Old Spaghetti Factory. The placemat doubles as a menu (neat!) and advertises "Zesty Italian Sausage."

Ordering my salad and bun at The Old Spaghetti Factory. The placemat doubles as a menu (neat!) and advertises "Zesty Italian Sausage."

getting dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory

08.08.2025 05:03 — 👍 2636    🔁 124    💬 104    📌 28

Damn! That’ll be amazing. Only made it to the Paris one time, but I frequently wish I could go.

08.08.2025 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes!

08.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Homestar Runner was where we peaked

08.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually think Waititi is a great fit for this material. There's something very absurdist and wacky about it, even while there's an undercurrent of intense sadness. And I think Waititi is good at that!

07.08.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Final Destination: Bloodlines thread which I now realize was inspired by The Big Lebowski and its wonderful cartoon logic (something it shares with the FD series). #scriptsky #filmsky

07.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with suspenders and a beard is smiling and says good luck Alt: Tony Todd, with a devilish but kindly gleam in his eyes says, “Good luck,” from the movie Final Destination: Bloodlines

Anyway, thanks for reading. Have fun dreaming up those crazy worlds, and check out Final Destination: Bloodlines on HBO Max! End of thread. #scriptsky #filmsky

07.08.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…So, when writing, the question isn’t, “What should happen next?” It’s, “What COULD happen next?” And that’s pretty exciting. We just get to riff! It’s like jazz, ya know? 😅 Maybe this is all pretty obvious, but I’m trying to get down something that felt like a lightbulb moment…

07.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…And, of course, it has to be satisfying, but that’s where your own style as a writer comes in and you get to decide what YOU want to see, and what’s awesome to YOU, and if you do that well, other people will respond to it. Which really opens things up! …

07.08.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…the only rules are that it has to be authentic and true to something, whatever it is you’re trying to do. It doesn’t even have to be plausible most of the time (as FD gleefully demonstrates), it just has to be honest, in some way…

07.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…Sometimes us writers agonize over plot and “what happens next” in a way that can be joyless, but something about FD illuminates how freeing it can be. It’s an improv session between yourself and made-up characters where you get to be a mad god and create anything you want, and the only rules…

07.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…that were carefully established before. But while it’s happening, it doesn’t feel forced. It’s, well, like watching a train wreck, or a multiple car pileup involving a logging truck. It’s a pure distillation of everything storytelling…

07.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…until the whole thing finally collapses (or explodes) in spectacular, disgusting fashion, like a twisted game of Jenga. Or reverse Jenga, I guess. And it’s so much fun to watch. The best FD death sequences also feel earned because they incorporate little details, character traits, and what not…

07.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love the Final Destination series because it’s awesome but also because it illuminates something exciting about moviemaking (and storytelling). FD revolves around Rube Goldberg set pieces where they layer incident upon dramatic incident until…

07.08.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a young boy in a tuxedo and bow tie stands in front of a building Alt: A young boy throws a penny off an observation deck in the movie Final Destination: Bloodlines

Finally (haha) caught up with Final Destination: Bloodlines, and it sent me down a rabbit hole of story thoughts. Gonna do a little thread 🧵 #filmsky #scriptsky

07.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Final Destination ass warning

06.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, sounds pretty dreamy...

06.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poor fruit flies, just trying to live. Why can't they be satisfied with all the rotting fruit lying about in the wild?!

05.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A product image for Zevo flying insect traps, which are basically plug-in lights with sticky stuff on the back that bugs fly into and get trapped.

A product image for Zevo flying insect traps, which are basically plug-in lights with sticky stuff on the back that bugs fly into and get trapped.

Never tried that! I've found a lot of success with these though (not a paid ad):

05.08.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I hate fruit flies. So much.

04.08.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Over here! I’ll be looking for a severed head in my inbox soon!

04.08.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is very beautiful.

04.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is drinking a cup of coffee . Alt: The Dude from the movie The Big Lebowski, played by Jeff Bridges with long hair and a thick goatee, is stirring a white russian cocktail and looking quizzically off screen.

Watching The Big Lebowski. This is one of those movies where if someone said it’s the greatest movie of all time, I would have no argument against it. Every single frame is hilarious. It just exudes funny. #filmsky

04.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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