reallychillman

My coworkers liked the posts these people are so fucking fake like I’ve never even met this dude either what the fuck man I’m pissed

Everyone go fuckyourselves I’m about to go so fuckin beast mode in my life now FUCK ALL OF YOU

FUUUUUCK SHES NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP FUCK

Just found out someone has been posting about me on Twitter, like the real actual human being me??? Get off my fucking dick and go see your daughter you deadbeat fuck

What day is it

Is this app alive

Just a friend

Me and my friend kinda slayed idk

I need to get sucked up either by a baddie or aliens I don’t really care

I’m rotting

straight up i am chilling

I’m saying goodnight to you

Relax

Found this full beer under my Ubers passenger seat

Gay dudes now getting into the argument who also sound sex starved idk maybe try being nice

Mom you don't have to pick me up, this place rules

Listening to the dumbest shut I’ve ever heard at the bar bc of some sex starved losers

*watching porn* the dick riding is crazy 😭😭

“there’s an app for that” should there be though

Cat just tipped over my bong and broke my down stem I’m gonna lose it I hate that I love this little bastard

Might get a burger today

Well that was bleak

Nw:

Many wouldn’t understand

I miss my gf who’s not my gf yet

No more work thanks, I’m full

Yes Cerritos!!!

Cap