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@malignedseltz.bsky.social

I am simply a can of hard seltzer

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Who let me have an account on here? I'm only going to use it for ill!
(Forget about it for two years and then disappear again until I remember it exists)

23.10.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to go to jail now

23.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I give a shit, that's awesome

21.08.2023 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black Sabbath was right, Make a joke and I will sigh, And you will laugh and I will cry, happiness I cannot feel, And love to me is so unreal.

21.08.2023 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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May their memory be a blessing

21.08.2023 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Howdy ๐Ÿค ๐ŸคŒ

21.08.2023 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Weirdly buff Garfield

Weirdly buff Garfield

Me omw to beat up the Monday machine

21.08.2023 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are any of our choices freely made or are they all predetermined by some mixture of experience and biology? dr. phil investigates by yelling at a heroin addict to stop doing heroin for applause from an audience of adults who canโ€™t be left unattended with exactly one screwdriver

21.08.2023 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

21.08.2023 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're coming to Get Me

21.08.2023 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mantis I'm going to shoot you with a cartoonishly large gun if you don't turn that dial back to the weekend

21.08.2023 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Garfield confronts his visage and is horrified at its nature

Garfield confronts his visage and is horrified at its nature

Who turned on the Monday machine??

21.08.2023 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking a short reprieve from social media. My brainworms are getting too well fed, it's time to shrink them by studying my grimoires and tomes.

07.08.2023 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Brandon

05.08.2023 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My skin by surface area idk

04.08.2023 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Krabben

04.08.2023 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜‚ NERD! (approvingly)

04.08.2023 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong forum and I don't think either of us would benefit from the exchange

03.08.2023 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't accept this articles premise on anything other than that over incarceration is a complex issue.

03.08.2023 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to the most 26+ lb boy to ever do it!

03.08.2023 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The missile knows where the beach is, because it knows where the beach is not,

03.08.2023 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whomst've'ed?

03.08.2023 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is even more meaningless because they and their ideology has an effect on the real world. There are social consequences to social actions. These people took people with them when they died.
This is clean wehrmacht thinking.

03.08.2023 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never yearned in my life, this is defamation

03.08.2023 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmfao

03.08.2023 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No it's not it's over policing, lopsided enforcement, and racism. Transformative justice does not negate harm, it acknowledges and seeks to redress harm for the victims. You are fundamentally misunderstanding abolitionism

03.08.2023 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is only true in the abstract? Those anti vaxxers gave COVID to people who otherwise would have been fine? You don't have to be sad when a member of the "leopard eating faces party" gets their face eaten.

03.08.2023 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's meaningless if their social impact is negative. You understand this, right?

03.08.2023 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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