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@matthewjohnson.bsky.social

aka twoeightnine everywhere else

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Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13378    πŸ” 4057    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 287

Pegula has more money than Hockey Canada, they don't have to spend a cent

04.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terry Pegula is about to spend the Bills cap space on an 18 year old from the Yukon.

04.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bog allowed me to look a pro bowl tight end in the eye and joke "I saw your lil' penis"

04.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a nobody these days but the Post Sports section and @dcsportsbog.bsky.social made me Internet famous for a few years while also allowing me to make a living from my parent's couch and not worrying about a job.

I sold thousands of tshirts thanks to Dan and others mentioning them.

04.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More like master ass!

04.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This photo is a composite of everyone who declared themselves an expert on the Ever Given blocking the Suez Canal

04.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every photo is going to be AI

04.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Raptors' trade for Chris Paul has a lame twist Well that was fun for about 10 seconds.

ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/raptors...

04.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gourmetspud.bsky.social congrats on Chrisp Aul

04.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People keep saying Bezos wrecked the Post on purpose but he could have just done that if he wanted to, no need to drag it out for years. I think he and his fellow traveler billionaires have thoroughly cooked their worldview and honestly believe there is a vast, silent, ignored right wing audience

04.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2031    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 48

Kid Rock is the only person who wishes he appeared in the Epstein files

04.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll just carpet bomb them

04.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anthony... Edwards? That can't be right

04.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Million dollar idea I just had. Velcro NBA jerseys so you can change the logo/number/name as players are traded every year.

Patent pending. Patent pending.

I will sue the hell out of Nike when they force these on teams so they can wear multiple jerseys in the same game.

04.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck uproxx forever and ever

04.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every paragraph will have you saying, fuck why isn't everyone doing this?

04.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noted

04.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michelin restaurants and fabulous wines: Inside the secret team dinners that have built the Spurs' dynasty Over the past 20 years, Gregg Popovich has sliced an exclusive culinary trail across America -- all for a singular purpose. This is the story of his legendary team dinners, and how they have served as...

Billionaires suck. So here's a story about Greg Popovich spending his money on wine and food in order to create community and family and in doing so changes the lives of everyone he comes into contact with regardless of where they stand in life

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

04.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Springfield, too, has been given new life by immigrants. A once-thriving manufacturing hub, its fortunes so collapsed that in 2012 it was regularly called the unhappiest city in America. In 2014, seeking to stem population decline, the city launched its β€œWelcome Springfield” campaign to attract immigrants. Haitians, many of whom had been given T.P.S. status after a devastating 2010 earthquake, responded. As new manufacturing jobs were created in the city, more immigrants followed. Many Haitians who settled in Springfield had children. The city stopped shrinking; in 2023, there was a tiny population increase.

Springfield, too, has been given new life by immigrants. A once-thriving manufacturing hub, its fortunes so collapsed that in 2012 it was regularly called the unhappiest city in America. In 2014, seeking to stem population decline, the city launched its β€œWelcome Springfield” campaign to attract immigrants. Haitians, many of whom had been given T.P.S. status after a devastating 2010 earthquake, responded. As new manufacturing jobs were created in the city, more immigrants followed. Many Haitians who settled in Springfield had children. The city stopped shrinking; in 2023, there was a tiny population increase.

On Sunday evening, Rose Goute, a Haitian restaurant, was almost deserted. β€œPeople stay home,” said Jean Philistin, a 50-year-old who was there picking up takeout. β€œPeople are scared.” He said he was less frightened than many others because he became a citizen a few years ago, though he wasn’t sure how much that would matter. β€œThe worst thing is, since you’ve got an accent, or since you’re Black, they can stop you for no reason.”
Philistin had been a civil engineer back in Haiti and now worked refurbishing houses. He has two teenage children, both born in America. β€œI don’t know why they hate my community,” he said sadly.

On Sunday evening, Rose Goute, a Haitian restaurant, was almost deserted. β€œPeople stay home,” said Jean Philistin, a 50-year-old who was there picking up takeout. β€œPeople are scared.” He said he was less frightened than many others because he became a citizen a few years ago, though he wasn’t sure how much that would matter. β€œThe worst thing is, since you’ve got an accent, or since you’re Black, they can stop you for no reason.” Philistin had been a civil engineer back in Haiti and now worked refurbishing houses. He has two teenage children, both born in America. β€œI don’t know why they hate my community,” he said sadly.

MAGA is a movement of America haters who despise this country and are conspiring to destroy it

04.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1331    πŸ” 364    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 26

Looks like I'm going to need to find another curling expert to follow

04.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally someone close to the governor who actually cares about Buffalo

04.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are a person who cares about books, you’re different from Jeff Bezos. Now would be a good day to stop shopping from Amazon, permanently.

04.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I took Greek history first semester freshman year at 8am (read very hungover or still drunk) and this is how the professor ran the class. It sucked!

04.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michelin restaurants and fabulous wines: Inside the secret team dinners that have built the Spurs' dynasty Over the past 20 years, Gregg Popovich has sliced an exclusive culinary trail across America -- all for a singular purpose. This is the story of his legendary team dinners, and how they have served as...

Just re-read an article about how Coach Popovich spends millions of dollars a year to treat people to food & wine & tips thousands of dollars on hundreds of dollars of tabs & he's definitely not a billionaire!

It's easy! It's fun! And literally everyone will love you!

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

04.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and now everyone's parents are brain dead

04.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well they were right about something dying in darkness

04.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah 9am Manhattans.

I've still got 14 hours and one layover before I get to Anchorage. I've already been up for 5.5 hours. Today is a good day to watch my descent into exhaustion and alcohol.

04.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it's not illegal to dox yourself

04.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rochester to NYC to Minneapolis to Anchorage.

Fucking NYC is going to be the tropics compared to every other stop.

04.02.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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