Erin Whitehead

Guys the moon is doing a great job

And it’s always people who struggle with backing up who do this!!

I love to “haha” a “hahahaha” because it feels like we’re laughing together.

Please give to my friend Tasneem if you can. They rely on our donations.

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Caught my silhouette in a reflection today and it was humbling how so suddenly you’re just “middle aged shape”

I wish there were a “never mind” option after you’ve ordered something online but before it’s arrived for when you’re like, somehow I’m a different person than when I ordered this 72 hours ago and I wish never to see it, and they just turn it around in the mail for you and it never comes.

a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow ALT: a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow

Surely I can snack my way through the time between a too-small-too-early lunch and dinner.

That’s not a kissing bug, is it?

I’ve just realized how close the words ‘GOP’ and ‘GOOP’ are and it’s making the headlines a lot funnier.

New COLLEGE TOWN feat. @iamnotmelcowan.bsky.social & Hayley Marie Norman!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris) We talk Gwyneth’s v, performance art, and take a Kevin quiz!

Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

www.comedybangbangworld.com

I suspect that in order to really thrive in life you have to either know how to make a spreadsheet or have the money to hire someone who can.

What is a spreadsheet?

Cover your brain fog confusion by texting “I’m dying. That’s so funny.” Even if not funny the rest of the chain will assume they’re not getting it.

It’s fun that my body and brain require wildly different amounts of coffee. I’ve never been in a lousy marriage but I feel like this is close.

You’re getting back with your ex, I’m finding an expired supplement in my cupboard and thinking, “Why not? Life’s too short.”

THANK YOU!!!! I will tell Dan!!

New COLLEGE TOWN feat. @jaime-moyer.bsky.social & Anna Bezahler! Hosted by Jan (me) & guest co-host Dan (Mark Rennie)!

Little deaths! The 90’s! Besties & roomies! MORE!

Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

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i’m a fan of this bit, and the fact that he’s also making an observation of the state of modern comedy

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.”

Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

Whistleblowers Sound Alarm on Trump’s Assault on Fair Housing Act The Trump administration is eroding enforcement of the landmark civil rights law, claiming it’s DEI nonsense.

Sharing for this strong opening graf.

“President Trump, a slumlord at heart, is quietly halting enforcement of the Fair Housing Act...”

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While at the same time the US is charging foreign healthcare workers 100k to enter. We’ll be paying more for healthcare than ANY country and it will be some of the worst healthcare.

I remember having fun doing it but literally nothing else about it! I need to listen!!

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Pet Helpers by Eliza Skinner - Earwolf Presenting “Pet Helpers” by Eliza Skinner. When a plan to scam people into buying pet insurance for the Rapture goes awry, it’s up to Mimi (Eliza Skinner) and her roommate Jane (Jessica McKenna) to fi...

Apparently you only have until Tuesday to listen to “Pet Helpers” - my pilot about the Rapture - as read by @pftompkins.bsky.social @paulscheer.com @girlwithatail.bsky.social @jaredlogan.bsky.social Jess McKenna, Bryan Cook, and me!

www.earwolf.com/episode/pet-...

Well this is terrifying. I felt parched just reading it.

Has anyone tried putting on a red hat, stopping by the FBI and saying DT sent them to get all the files?

Follow up, could I get a podcast out of trying this even though I’m not a celebrity doing a podcast about my own show?

These are so cute.
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Cher the last movie you watched!

Hey, if the fascists were capable of satire they’d be allowed! What they call satire is generally just hate speech delivered with a smug grin, directed at a vulnerable group.

I googled Walt Disney’s politics for this joke and let’s just say, “it’s complicated.” So here’s what I landed on:

Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head must be spinning (or nodding approvingly) right now!