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Old Man Denton

a skeet from the spaceshipper shows a basestar getting blown up in Battlestar Galactica (2003-09), below, the rotating sandwiches lady's commentary on a baseball game is coincidentally appropriate for the Galactica's win

If you consider all their weird crossovers facing off against Punishers, Alienses, Predators and the like it might be The Archies.

ohhhh... that's why they call those flights

Woke, Lemon?! Half of your audience is already on the Soros dole to crater white birthrates, and the other half has been in a quasi-unconscious and highly suggestable state thanks to what we now call "internet radiation" and long Covid. Guess which half sponsors love, Lemon? Brain fog is beautiful.

I've been dreading the Collision of the Facebook laugh react and any news pertaining to Marvel's Ironheart show.

Call Nuremberg and tell them to start preparing like they're gonna host the Olympics in a few years. Courtroom coliseums. Prosecutorial village. The works.

By 2200 all roads will lead to Neo-Cahokia

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

"Janice Polito" from System Shock 2 feeds the protagonist cybernetic modules

Back in my element

A gif of a scene from the 1990 movie Total Recall where the cheerful but heavily damaged robotic driver of a now flaming Johnnycab taxi says "We hope you enjoyed the ride!" while sparking in the hellish scene.

Flynn Taggart looks around the Stark emptiness of the craters and spots something on the ground. The Book of Mormon. He sits on a stone and opens it up. The real Mission has begun.

Having only really seen him in Titanic, my wife asked me if Billy Zane was bald. It's a real "Is the pope catholic?/Does a bear shit in the woods?" kind of question.

One second of every Fleischer Studios Popeye cartoon without context.

The skibidi arms race is real

I'm imagining this, but with more meeps

It is, but I think it's just a few steps too far on the "what if it was really dark and edgy??" thought train all fans of videogame heroes go through in adolescence. I think a wallet chain and a general Slayers X makeover is where Billy Blaze should stop.

The poster for the Harmony Korine film Gummo altered to resemble the DOS platformer hero Commander Keen

Keep on double nuts-ing in the free world

"This was always my vision for Bart" says Matt Groening, pointing at the projected image of a cirrotic-yellow AI deaged Will Poulter capering about.

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A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛

My hobby is blackout poetry

Hideo Kojima's Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

A NASA promotional photo of the Apollo 11 crew, Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins, and Neil Armstrong in grey flight suits. They are all leaning on a 2 meter diameter model of the Moon.

F: Buzz
M: Michael
K: Neil (nothing against him, the other two were just better fits for those verbs. Neil is a pro and accepts death as a risk in all endeavors)

Dogs only explode when they're in distress, like when they're being kickd into the sky

Roy Battyishly: I want more treats... fucker.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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