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a cartoon character with a rooster on his head is holding a bucket . ALT: a cartoon character with a rooster on his head is holding a bucket .

if this scammer doesn't get back with me i'm scamming myself then scamming myself their way, and if I happen to get lucky that i scammed myself correctly the first time i'll scam myself again.

He blocked me pretty fast

Against my better judgement i'm trying to meet people to cook with and exercise buddies and so far I got a spanish guy that opened with "me encantas" so I responded "lo siento" and all it did was get the guy to think i can speak spanish. So here we go, im going balls out no translator on this guy

No way, the Walking Dead scammer messaged me offering for a spot in their clan in Infinity Kingdom. I'm so ready to get scammed. Count me in, you scammed me, I'm going to help you dominate this server, you've recruited a professional mobile game player for free, you win.

Running around w/ a constantly activated "fight" response doesn't mean you "hate people" or you're "destined" to be alone forever. It likely means part of you is sick & tired of being invalidated, & needs explicit attention in your internal work-- & it's done waiting & hoping.

1 - cop saying ok we just have to do a urine test and the guy says ok 2 - the cop is looking at a paper that might say 'exam' and says 'what organ produces urine?' and the guy says 'i'm...not sure' and looks like uhoh 4 - the cop looks angry and takes out his gun 'you failed the test. urine big trouble boy' extra fabulous comics

Artist: @extrafabulous.bsky.social

Long ago my brain plagued me by demons, but they were mildly annoying at best. Now a boy band of the fuckers are trying to make my life miserable because I'm becoming too happy and my brain wants to fucking torment me for this.

Don't make the Saja Boys from Kpop Demon Hunters make zanny lines wile I'm trying to go about daily life, please, jesus fucking christ. This isn't a disorder because it's scary, IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

HEY CAN I complain about my disorder for a second? i have DID and i try to make things fair for each alter-ego by making a voting system. But they're trying to make the Saja Boys from Kpop Demon Hunters count for 5 votes, and 1) get the fuck out of my head, and 2) that's bullshit.

I could never be a president named Tito. People would put joke bills on my office to veto and they'd make fun of me on Twitter for being Tito the Veto. "Guys, The Right To Be Stupid Act of '76 makes no sense, you can't retroactively make a new law."

1974 called, it wants your diet back

Paleo is easy, I just ate 4 servings lychee like a gremlin then scarfed an entire box of Kraft mac and cheese just like ancient autistic cave men used to do. I'm not going to eat the rest of the day because i'm also doing the TikTok tarantula diet.

I wish i got food that good as a reward for leaving the house. Glad for you! genuine

in other news i am eating outside again !! i was scared but i did it !!

Any bed can be a deathbed if you just give me a minute.

i'm saying this calm, because I've just been deleting this thought phrased mid panic attack, it's really dumb, my amygdala is dumb and needs to get beaten up by the logicala parts of my brain that allow themselves to be the amygdala's bitch

Jesus fucking christ i dunno if it's possible for me to be any more hateful while mid panic attack, but it's like not in a bigoted way, it's like everyone pisses me off; I see human being i rage. I'd like to thank Jesus for giving me such a diverse group of people that has traumatized me.

And you know, the torture thing. Anybody who even remotely has even the slightest clue the crimes against humanity ICE is doing would find them breathing to more more offensive than cops

Living in a body is a lot like being held hostage by an abuser.

There's a coupon for BOGO$1 at subway, which means after all the laundry list of fees you can order delivery for the price of going to the store in person.

Trying to be a writer with unmedicated ADHD is like trying to be a runner with nerve damage. People judge you that you can't write every day, and when you finally get a marathon worth of collective running people tell you you're not good enough because you couldn't do it all in one go.

You're telling me millennials are the last generation to get shingles before it's eradicated and we're doing not one butt fuck damn thing to stop millennials from getting shingles? We're just letting them get shingles???

Medical science has failed society.

If cardio is exercising the heart then changing my clothes is cardio

If heart palpitations counted as exercise, I'd be ripped

A smiling fox painting tucked into an alley in Boulder, CO

Here's a beautiful piece of fox street art to brighten your morning.

I remember tripping and falling and being stepped on to get past me. That's basically adulthood

every bed feels like a death bed when i'm in it [woman dying in a death bed pic]

I'm 30 or 40 years old and I move less well than a 65 year old.

Me, who is definitely not old. pic of old lady - it's not easy being old

day 16 manifesting an ot7 song

people legit were like "fuck helping people, make powerful people more powerful" and nobody murdered them