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Billy Wilder and Jack Lemmon taking a break on the set of βTHE APARTMENTβ (1960)
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The NazgΓ»l were royals who succumbed to corruption & depravity & became wraiths.
They roamed The Shire on their horses hunting innocents.
Anyway, hereβs Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
POV your sleep paralysis demon is a ridiculous flump.
03.02.2026 21:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βOne small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.β
βDo it again, Neil.β
βBut Iβve already said it 67 times.β
βDo it again, Neil.β
- Kubrick filming the moon landing
No, I will not be reviewing Melania. There are too many other films more deserving of my time.
31.01.2026 21:38 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0THE REVIEWS ARE IN! A NEW FILM MELANIA EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS JANUARY 30 "If syphilis were a movie!" - Indiewire "I can't understand a f*cking thing she says!" - Variety "Should be considered a war crime!" - Hollywood Reporter "Like being taken hostage by the Taliban!" -NY Times "Watching Melania's journey from Slovenian prostitute to First Lady is like walking barefoot in a field of Lego while you have explosive diarrhea!" - RogerEbert.com "If Epstein really did kill himself, watching this film may have been why!" - Screen
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31.01.2026 13:29 β π 3155 π 958 π¬ 191 π 66Catherine OβHara didnβt steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
30.01.2026 18:45 β π 13093 π 2177 π¬ 78 π 54friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
29.01.2026 21:34 β π 42201 π 6064 π¬ 620 π 318I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itβs dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
28.01.2026 01:51 β π 25385 π 6955 π¬ 7 π 155A bird's-eye view of a former Auschwitz II-Birkenau camp showing a wide dirt pathway flanked by parallel rows of barbed-wire fences. Groups of visitors walk along the path, surrounded by the remnants of brick structures and barracks, now reduced to foundations. Green grass contrasts with the somber history of the site, as the path leads toward a guard tower in the distance.
Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
a medieval illustration of an anatomically accurate woodcock perched in the floral margins of a manuscript
the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
26.01.2026 15:53 β π 3627 π 928 π¬ 32 π 22Everyone needs to make sure it sticks in the mind that this is the path his party wishes to take the UK.
25.01.2026 22:13 β π 87 π 9 π¬ 3 π 0The UK looking with bafflement at the US while Reform rides high in the polls is peak π€―
25.01.2026 10:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need protests in the UK, now, against Trumpism in the US and by extension what Trumpism could do if we let it in here via our homegrown far right. Mass, highly vocal solidarity is a powerful tool.
25.01.2026 10:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them
24.01.2026 18:14 β π 1219 π 361 π¬ 35 π 12Thereβs a rhythm, too - when I write dialogue especially, I speak it out loud to see if it *sounds* pleasing.
24.01.2026 15:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0While I tend not to get swept up by the Oscars, I am still sitting with wonder and delight that the film now holding the most nominations in the history of the awards is an R-Rated - 140 Minute - $100M - Period - Black - Horror - Musical.
23.01.2026 00:09 β π 263 π 24 π¬ 2 π 5[Scene is heaven, in clouds. JESUS, acting as Godβs PA, is briefing God, a big ball of light with arms sat at an executive desk, with a computer on it]. Jesus [holding a tablet computer]: OK, so - The next one to check in on isβ¦ βEarthβ. God: Spelling? Jesus: E-A-R-T-H. [God types into the computer] tap-tap-tap-tap-tap. Tap. God: Fβing hell. Whatβs happened here!? We need to complain - get me the manager. Jesus: Uh, well, the most powerful one isβ¦ [Jesus turns his iPad round to show God. We canβt see the screen] God: What is that. I mean, itβs been a while but thatβs definitely not how I designed them. Are you sure weβve got the right planet? Jesus: Yes, this is theβ¦ top human. God: Off and on it again Jesus: Iβll book the meteor [Ends]
Off and on it
23.01.2026 00:14 β π 679 π 241 π¬ 5 π 12Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 β’ 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
22.01.2026 23:02 β π 25536 π 6062 π¬ 43 π 235Donald Trump spread lies and conspiracy theories to his followers to make them believe the 2020 election was rigged against him, then incited an angry mob to attack the U.S. Capitol to stop the election certification.
These are Special Counsel Jack Smithβs findings.
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
22.01.2026 03:58 β π 16881 π 3432 π¬ 67 π 211GO WUNMI!!! π
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