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At least it would be appropriate if Whisper lacked voice acting

Honestly, Act 1 could be an entire game in of itself.

Act 3: Quincy Morris
His son (absent from the novel but being present int the castlevania continuity) having been kidnapped by Dracula, Quincy discovers his connection to the Belmont line and teams up with Van Helsing and Co, and go to Dracula's castle to stop him once and for all.

Act 2: Mina Harker.
Johnathan, Mina, and Van Helsing investigate Dracula's arrival in London, investigating aslyums, secret archives and Dracula's own personal estate. After being bitten by Dracula she gets *some* vampire powers to use, but has to deal with the weaknesses too.

Act 1: Johnathan Harker.
You're an ordinary dude trying to escape from Dracula's monster-filled castle. Combat is discouraged, meant to be used as a last resort due to limited weapons.

Pitch for a Castlevania game; a survival horror depicting how the events of the original Dracula novel happened in Castlevania universe. With some liberties taken, of course.

Plus the threat of pulling this again might spook the republicans around midterms

This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.

“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”

Nope.

We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.

You work for us.

Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him

And they should, given this is his fault.

Yeah but that was funded by billionaires and tycoons.

29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!

Rincewind taught me that much at least

I think Sideshow Bob would do a better job, tbh.

So basically this might be bad, but it’s not the worst?

Reading this thread makes me feel like I’m having a stroke.

That would require me to have friends.

What, you don’t think he’s vain enough to get plastic surgery?

Also there like, a buncha bugs. None of them are too bad, thankfully, but it’s not a flawlessly made game either.

Don’t forget that there’s a sequel!

because obviously it would break our suspension of disbelief if the girl who can magically bring paintings to life wouldn't be able to air-jump.

Not really sure why they were a duo in Star allies, honestly

Here’s hoping this means Ribbon is gonna be playable.

I think what happened is that Kirby shot him full of crystals until he exploded all the way back in Kirby 64

I didn’t think this guy could get more nightmarish, but here we are

This story is infinitely more important than GTA getting delayed. Don't let me catch you moaning about waiting longer for a video game if you're not mad about why it happened.

At least not without a much, much bigger army.

At least they ended on a high note with Beyond.

All Cops are Bastards includes Sam Vimes, but he'd be the first one to admit it and he's a good bastard.
Carrot Ironfounderson is somehow immune to ACAB though.

“To start with, the answer is no.
The rest of this opinion piece will be free-form poetry.”

I will give him this much
He certainly lived up to his first name.