Ersatz Fables

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

Cinema

Wait, are you on Chess dot com? This is stupid and I hate myself for even asking, but… you wanna play sometime?

Loved the new video

I am truly terrified for Hamdan. If you don’t know who Hamdan Ballal is, he is the director of No Other Land and he and Yuval both won the Oscar for Best Documentary this year

Get ‘em @aoc.bsky.social !!!

Run and hide, Metallica fans! New Jethro Tull just dropped!

Trying to pass a bill to make his stupid fucking birthday a national holiday? I probably would have been even harsher on those stupid WWJD bracelets back in the day if I knew they were going to trade up for What Would Hitler Do?

As an extremely white space myself, I can verify I have been entered.

I think according to the lore you have to smoke the whole thing after that. He has definite opinions on who may and may not pass.

I sometimes find myself appalled by the distinct lack of diggity in the world today.

No diggity?

None?

Not one?

Nary a single diggity to be had, not even for ready money?

Shameful

Cracker Barrel has informed me I have been pegged enough times to receive a reward.

Wait.

Oh, they call their reward points “Pegs” like the little game with the golf tees on all the tables.

That makes more sense.

I thought getting pegged at Cracker Barrel was its own reward.

A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

I don’t like how it tastes with the tomato sauce, those flavors clash for me. I did have a bbq chicken pizza once that had pineapple and those flavors really worked well together.

The spring of hair that bounces on the back of Lizzie Bennet’s head in the 95 Pride & Prejudice when she storms out of a room in exasperated indignation is who I want to be when I grow up.

Revolutionary Girl Utena, followed closely by the original Trigun

98? Newb lol

I call them Christopher Nolan movies

I’ll be that edgy, the writing is absolute on-fire garbage, the world building unimaginative, and the direction is boring. I really don’t understand how they keep making billions. There are so many better things to watch. Titanic is bad but I get why people love it, Avatar is lost on me

For the kids who weren’t alive for it, the feeling of helpless shock like “this can’t really be happening can it? what do we do? how can we go on? they’re destroying everything!” you get watching the news all week is a lot like 9/11 felt on the day. Except now half the country voted for the planes.

The core idea and the literal text of the eponymous regulation in Joseph Heller’s Catch 22 is that THEY have the right to do anything you can’t stop them from doing. We are seeing this play out in real time. But it cuts both ways, we all have that same right if we decide they can’t stop us.

I fuck with this lineup

This Morla-the-Ancient-One-descendant-looking mother fucker acting like his smug, petty-ass, obstructionist, breaking-the-rules-by-ignoring-their-existence bullshit during the Obama years wasn’t the blueprint for the flaming hot shit show we got now should get a kick in the dick after every meal.

There has literally never been a better time to be an Atheist.

Read it in 11th grade and haven’t been the same since!

Dude! It’s the best! Let us know how it goes!

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I’m still not entirely convinced that Better Man isn’t a live action remake of the Planet of the Apes musical from The Simpsons