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And $1.98 gas. Don't forget the gas.
14.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This, of course, explains the unsync'd video/audio. Light travels faster than sound, and it took two weeks to catch up.
14.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there anybody with three brain cells who thought he was gonna KEEP those promises?
13.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The smart money seems to be on Trump not making it to the end of his term.
13.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You don't even have to get past the FIRST commandment to know what's wrong with this.
13.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is a very difficult concept for MAGA to comprehend.
13.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sooo... apparently, RNC Research also believes that Trump is a pedophile. Well, they ought to know!
13.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#Resist
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
Okay... hear me out...
13.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Too Flockin' little, too Flockin' late. We've moved on.
13.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are ties?
What are ties?
What do you mean by ties?
12.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He's right! His poll numbers ARE bigly! No one's seen poll numbers like these!
11.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The People have spoken. The Orange Whiner doesn't like it. Boo-hoo.
11.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seriously, if this guy worked for you, you'd gently put him out to pasture. With a caretaker.
11.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Is it true Mr. Bunny is neither bad nor a bunny?
09.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 223 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0
here's today's post: "MAGA wins the Crybaby Bowl" — show us on the doll where Bad Bunny hurt you.
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09.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you didn't pay $500 for an old $200 phone, are you even MAGA? Go buy another one! Your false god demands it!
09.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So... you're saying that MAGA isn't the majority in American? Huh... who'd'a thunk it?
09.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the latest Ask Nick!: Disk Encryption! Don't miss another newsletter! Subscribe now at asknick.com/getem.php
08.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He suffers from an Edifice Complex.
08.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Melania" isn't even a hit in Slovenia.
07.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, Trump wants Washington’s Dulles Airport renamed after him. How’s this? 😉
06.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1757 🔁 438 💬 118 📌 39Shockingly, it was not named after Trump.
06.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pedo Station? TACO Terminal?
06.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0TACO: Trump removes the racist post depicting Obamas as monkeys after 12 hours of overt racism.
Perhaps the Obamas should sue Trump for 100 billion gazillion dollars?
So... apparently, the right isn't the only side that can create monkey memes. And, yes, I know they're two different primates. Just ask the Librarian. But "monkey memes" is alliterate. Unlike Republicans, who are, by and large, illiterate.
06.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
