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Mechanical wonder doggo from an alternate timeline.

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๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ก

I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

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If you say Dems should negotiate with Trump, please confirm you've read the pre-shutdown Trump EO that authorizes you and yours to be probed as terrorists if you commit any thought-crime listed on the right-hand side of this Ken Klippenstein report excerpt.

*That* is who you want to negotiate with.

03.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 839    ๐Ÿ” 389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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Exclusive: Federal drug prosecutions fall to lowest level in decades as Trump shifts focus to deportations The number of people charged with breaking federal drug laws dropped to the slowest rate since at least the late 1990s.

Trump said he'd go after the "bad guys."

Instead, federal drug prosecutions have fallen to the lowest level in decades โ€” because agents are pulled off fentanyl trafficking cases to hunt down innocent families.

Trumpโ€™s immigration policies donโ€™t work.

29.09.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 642    ๐Ÿ” 249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Indeed.

26.09.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1824    ๐Ÿ” 674    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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Democrats need to get mean.

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Am I the only one who thinks a Charlie Kirk pen dispenser would be hilarious?

21.09.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm just saying...

20.09.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1807    ๐Ÿ” 493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Woof.

20.09.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Trumpโ€™s DOJ shut down an FBI probe after agents caught Border Czar Tom Homan on tape taking $50,000 in cash from undercover operatives posing as contractors in exchange for promised govโ€™t contracts. MSNBCโ€™s Carol Leonnig & Ken Dilanian with a massive scoop. Link in reply.

20.09.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7718    ๐Ÿ” 3345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 702    ๐Ÿ“Œ 325

Keep fighting the good fight!

20.09.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point MAGA should just be absorbed by NAMBLA since theyโ€™re mostly working on the same goals.

20.09.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please tell me said statues will be action shots of the bullet tearing through his neck.

20.09.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It is entirely possible Donald was having Charlie Kirk killed to get focus off the Epstein files.

What else keeps MAGA distracted better than hating people?

12.09.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully he knows not to have lunch at McDonaldโ€™s.

12.09.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s face it.

We canโ€™t put it past Donald to have someone take a shot at Charlie Kirk to get people off of talking about Epstein.

11.09.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soon it will be referred to as a โ€œlocker room birthday card.โ€ Unfortunately that locker room is in a jr high school.

10.09.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.

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This, all day every day.

02.09.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1179    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Heโ€™s starting to look like Marlon Brando in the Island of Dr Moreau.

02.09.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you on this labor day!!

01.09.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26024    ๐Ÿ” 6541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 442    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

With all these questions about Donaldโ€™s health I feel like the country is going to turn into one giant block party the day he finally croaks.

02.09.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...

26.08.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5824    ๐Ÿ” 1057    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 239    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

There are 273 Republican members of Congress, and not ONE with a spine to push back on the dictator who just fired Lisa Cook and is deploying the military against our cities.

Disgraceful.

26.08.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1299    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Hopefully it was an American hoagie that was thrown at the Brownshirts.

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